We put a chip in it!

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

The “Lover Detection System” will not only tell you if your partner is being unfaithful, but the speed, duration, and position of the infidelity. 

Forget that this is far more likely to catch your dog hopping on to your bed, or your significant other beating off, this is worth it for the speedometer alone! Strap in lady, we’re going for a land speed record tonight!