GNUNB: GNU's not BING;
GNU's not unix not BING is not google. GNU's not unix not unix not BING is not google is not google. *beats head into the ground.* I should plug this into a fractal generator.
That is absolutely horrible. If I were a Microsoft Bing marketing drone, I would suddenly have gotten a disagreeable spurt of adrenaline into my abdominal circulation, goosebumps, the sudden urge to urinate, cold cold sweat, an incipient migraine, and the urge to run. Run anywhere. Run far away.
Not only is it an acronym but it actually makes sense. Microsoft really wishes that it can somehow win a victory over Google. They should be able to since they have the greater resources but considering the current situation it seems like they have failed. Maybe they should emphasize the web services that are working? Like Sky Drive, or that Microsoft Office Live thing (Has that gone the way of DNF?). I doubt Wolfram alpha will even make a dent in Google's marketshar
I'll refrain from making any comments about Bing cherry-picking the Net for results. I certainly won't claim that Bing is Microsoft crooning over their search engine. In fact, I don't think I'll even go the onomatopoeic route and say that Bing is the signal to stick a fork in them and see if they're done. Heck, with the number of things I'm not saying, I may as well not go into wordplay, either, although by analogy with sing/song...
B.I.N.G.? (Score:5, Funny)
Bing Is Not Google
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Re:B.I.N.G.? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Not only is it an acronym but it actually makes sense. Microsoft really wishes that it can somehow win a victory over Google. They should be able to since they have the greater resources but considering the current situation it seems like they have failed. Maybe they should emphasize the web services that are working? Like Sky Drive, or that Microsoft Office Live thing (Has that gone the way of DNF?). I doubt Wolfram alpha will even make a dent in Google's marketshar
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Bad Internet! No Google!
I'll refrain from making any comments about Bing cherry-picking the Net for results. I certainly won't claim that Bing is Microsoft crooning over their search engine. In fact, I don't think I'll even go the onomatopoeic route and say that Bing is the signal to stick a fork in them and see if they're done. Heck, with the number of things I'm not saying, I may as well not go into wordplay, either, although by analogy with sing/song...
Bing me a bong I bang when I was young, one we al
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LOL
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Bing Is Not Google
How about BINGOOGLE?
Should I register bingoogle.com?
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/thread
That's it folks, game over.
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Absolutely beautiful!
Some people spew a lot of vitriol at AC's in general, and then one posts a beautiful gem like this.
Likely just because they don't want to harm their karma with the way Funny mods work. +5 Funny and +2 Overrated-MS-Fanboi is a bing on your karma.