What are you doing, protesting your tecticals?

Drink Tracy

The tests are a mess, you should just ignore them.

professional developer, somewhere

Put spandex on early

evan miller, weather forecaster

Why have 3 digits? Keep guessing.

java-0day.com

you should comment code instead of writing tests because it's easier

I'm about to stab a mofo

W t f is the cloud?

SMS out of nowhere from Memphis Jon

my outrage bucket

cwage, prompting the question: is it half full or half empty?

Did you see us fighting? It's a trap

Captain Mal Reynolds

hey baby, you wanna kill all humans?

bender

What if God needs to tell us something? Who's he going to talk to?

Bill Maher on sede vacante

firewalls make us secure

the other end of a conference call

looks like it's working

test/qa team lead, about nagios

im looking for a fish this time around, not a method for fishing.

testing team lead

probably 3 clicks and a reboot

heath, speculating on how to set up IIS

Logan at PF-Mautomations

some documentation person verbally parsing my email address

Look, I'm sorry, but your baby is FUCKING BORING

david cross, patron saint of the childless

i've never good until my 3rd java

heath's advice to a CSR who is fighting to get a java app working, who's already tried two javas [versions]

The worldu2019s most resilient site for safeguarding freedom of expression, going against the political interests of the United Statesu2019 elite cronyists, is now run from North Korea. Imagine that.

@Falkvinge