Most people from Brooklyn are really trustfunders

me.

Most people from Portland are really from Brooklyn

Portlandia

sounds like you need to find a unix systems administrator

heath, to a unix systems administrator

HTTP Basic Auth is the secret security ingredient in the OLAP cube sauce

horus_plex's best buddy

Multidimensional Math

the guaranteed mic-dropper

It's just that new firewall smell.

heath

Your branch is ahead of 'origin/production' by 284 commits.

git, reminding me to deploy more often

Hell is a collection of individuals who are spending the bulk of their time working on a task they dont like and are not especially good at.

David Graeber

Governments don't murder and mislead, they govern.

Phillip, telling it from a governments POV.

Don't finger yourself unless you wash your hands

OH at Prince's

Hello Reverend

elizabrock's mom, blindsiding jameswhite

Eliza Brockefeller

jeremy

Don't come here with that python shit

jamison, expressing the importance of rails @ github

bitches love crepes

kmarcum, dog owner

I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.

amazon review on uranium ore

I don't like the feng shui

OH at the bar

I saw Heath's nipple bleeding. It was gross. It made mine hurt.

Tracy

the DHS can't audit you if you're living in costa rica

someone who's never heard of a drone strike audit

i could do it in about 3 seconds

aziz, bragging about his stamina

But then the developer doing the integration with your product died.

achievement unlocked

what's the difference between liquid cooling and water cooling?

from some forum...

I mean, sticking my dick in the mashed potatoes is kind of my thing

James S White reminding us all about his thing

any applications that were under your sole control as a developer have been disabled as a precautionary measure

Facebook, attempting to ruin my day