i unknowingly set off a behavior in the congresswoman's disabled daughter yesterday and she started kicking and screaming and had to be restrained. the feds are coming for me. a real text from kmarcum's sister, who was never heard from again
he called the shit poop! evan, later tonight
Twitter / achewood: I AM 38 AND I AM LISTENING ...
why fix [the problem] when you can just work around it? heath
iPhone 5C: For the colorful. Apple's actual marketing slogan for their low-end phone
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Public networks are less private than private networks [...] protip, vagrant docs
Is tha the new Zune? heath, on Azure
Abomidlvle heath
It's like herpes, not a great gift, but it's the thought that counts rob
I started having a crazy idea in the fourth inning that Richard Nixon was the home plate umpire, and once I thought I was pitching a baseball to Jimi Hendrix, who to me was holding a guitar and swinging it over the plate. Dock Ellis, doin it right