Normally, if given the choice between doing something and nothing, I'd choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done.
This is from the isle of Islay in Scotland. This is as Eastern as my wisdom gets.
Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie.
Maybe a drink would help. Put some alcohol in your mouth to stop the words from coming out.
Cats are useless
I'm going to go ahead and have that third steak.
Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.