fuck the sea turtles
everyone needs a good lasering from time to time
ffwiw, Jira is not that bad
how do I turn this f***ing thing off?
...we're working on an app with 3 forms... seriously
Can you get me a couple more crackers?
I got 99 bugs but your patch ain't one.
why is puppet slow
it's all fun and games until you're forced to install a java browser plugin