What's the Blade Runner protocol for this vehicle?
I don't know what happened, but I ended up with a Michelob Ultra and I drank it
Why don't you just tell me the deadline and I'll try to remember to tell you when I miss it?
lawn guyland
most of us are optimists even if we're fucking depressed.
hol' up, my perl's bad
GOD. JIRA.
fucm
got all excited. then realized I don't have a TV
Going home can't be blamed on the patriarchy
the best requirements spec is a working system
a business card is like a citation you're giving to someone for the crime of them living in a shitty world
We each had a twenty-fifth
Drunk is the confused you want
it's like a 'plop constant'
it's a flying bourbon machine with internets
if you're always the indirect object in a story, you're doing it wrong
it's the 220v dildo of headers
He's like the Stephen Wolfram of porn
that's a lot of boobs on tumble
We had to go to Portland Brew to reach stahnma, the pdx is strong here.
gitosis wasn't crap until we realized it was written in python
fuck work
The fonts keep getting bigger and it's in all caps at the end
oh wait is that nsfw?
baby jesus don't forgive
you must have skype in the gold band
He's like a cross between Bill Cosby and Kojack.