Fox News on Twitter: "JUST IN: #FacebookDown (via @ShepNewsTeam) https://t.co/fqOylRUqZu"
Owen Jones on Twitter: "Correct me if I'm wrong here, but is a British general threatening a military coup in the Sunday Times?! http://t.co/VKu00JPvMl"
Mr. Eric Sir on Twitter: "You know you're in SF when the graffiti is just a list of Linux distos. http://t.co/IFUESv71j0"
cluedont on Twitter: "If anyone needs a taxidermied badger that's been turned into a theremin, I saw this one for sale on Facebook earlier. http://t.co/yUvP66eFFI"
sad server on Twitter: "When you feel down, like you're a cog in the machine. Remind yourself: you're actually grease for the cogs in the machine. Happy Monday"