douches gonna douche
it was mediocre
it's like an evil toddler is loose
s/t/d
it's not linux if you don't spend at least a few hours pissing away your life fucking with sound
it's not work if you don't get paid for it
oatmeal sucks
i am totally an eastside convert
worst. apocalypse. ever.
ahh, ass pants
and then came a torrent of obscenity
who here wants to have their lives ruined by minecraft?
i hate you
you're fucked
music city lil' achievers!!
i don't need the internet to tell me that tastes disgusting
why do people keep letting michael bay make movies?
thanks a lot, religion
the solution for songwriters not being at the bottom of the food chain is to eliminate the food chain
probably is definitely
i am gonna get blackout drunk this weekend and then eat an entire deepdish pizza from jet's on saturday to raise awareness for bradley manning
i read the silmarillion instead it's like the bible but good
Bikers are pussies.
bind in a nutshell: 'goddamnit'
Man, light is so fast
what you've never had a good moroccan brisket
scrape the used condoms off the wall