Cute Emergency on Twitter: "wait for it... https://t.co/9w1fSt1TqK"
Daily Mail Online on Twitter: "How the human body would have to be built to survive a catastrophic car crash https://t.co/MrUvbkShMm https://t.co/gA98RLuL8i"
Cute Emergency on Twitter: "went to the grocery store for milk and came back with these https://t.co/diBlDePqSK"
Southwest Airlines on Twitter: "Thank you for your patience while Rapid Rewards is currently in maintenance mode! We'll let you know when it's back up."
Amy Hoy on Twitter: "funnily enough, this was my opener… https://t.co/bMxD9xi14A https://t.co/vqVa7w1pKC"
amanda bynes on Twitter: "rt if your boobs glow in the dark"
Matt Raw on Twitter: "@comike011 @FedEx #fedexit"