Vala Afshar on Twitter: "Apple has $233 billion in cash. It could buy all —@NFL teams —@NBA teams —@MLB teams —@NHL teams ...and still have $80 billion left. $AAPL"
John Bohn on Twitter: "Homebrew sending data to google analytics https://t.co/Z5yXdzOK1N"
The Cabana Club on Twitter: "If you ever stay in a hotel for the night, do this before you leave. The cleaners love it! https://t.co/KyzK9LLefr"
Saladin Ahmed on Twitter: "about to spend 6 months listening to a rich white couple at the next table argue bitterly about how 2 treat the maid https://t.co/RFtAjoPWiO"
CNN Breaking News on Twitter: "Obama: "We consider it a major national security issue that you have uncontrolled migration into Europe.""
Chicago Cubs on Twitter: "He did it again! @JArrieta34 has thrown his second career no-hitter! https://t.co/2JyIKtUEdS"
Prolly on Twitter: "To win the election, Trump just has to prove he's not Hitler - Hillary has to prove she's not Hillary"
Jim Cooper on Twitter: "Tennesseans waited 2 years while Gov. Haslam negotiated a plan with the federal gov't. Then the House never even got a chance to vote on it."
