ghost trash on Twitter: "https://t.co/qn5AXm2Cym"
Noah Sussman on Twitter: "The great thing about cache invalidation jokes is they never get old."
Chris DeSalvo on Twitter: "Wherein I walk down Brannan St and witness someone so preoccupied with his phone he doesn’t notice his dog taking a shit on his shoes."
Kyle Hill on Twitter: "All I want to do is eject a floppy disk in space https://t.co/7YyNVNVlnj https://t.co/jVRKRMul39"