I gave a dancer a lap dance. It's just what I do

Iron Mike

No battle plan survives contact with the enemy

Helmuth von Moltke

Everyone has a fight plan til they get punched in the face.

Mike Tyson

That woman should not be on the road.

jwage

I don't need a crowler, I'm going to get a 6-pack at the airflight place

trace referring to the airport Great Lakes bar

How long can you tread water?

Noah