ideas are cheap, implementation counts

James, will you develop my idea for equity? Fryman

Is that Kermit?

Jen, on Puppetconf MC

Ok the mean girl is leaving now

head of marketing, as she left

my tech requiremetns kick ass

jackdinker, technical writer

whoa. horus_plex filled my buffer.

heath

i didn't ask you for your science

evan

Most people from Brooklyn are really trustfunders

me.

Most people from Portland are really from Brooklyn

Portlandia

sounds like you need to find a unix systems administrator

heath, to a unix systems administrator

HTTP Basic Auth is the secret security ingredient in the OLAP cube sauce

horus_plex's best buddy

Multidimensional Math

the guaranteed mic-dropper

It's just that new firewall smell.

heath

Your branch is ahead of 'origin/production' by 284 commits.

git, reminding me to deploy more often

Hell is a collection of individuals who are spending the bulk of their time working on a task they dont like and are not especially good at.

David Graeber

Governments don't murder and mislead, they govern.

Phillip, telling it from a governments POV.

Don't finger yourself unless you wash your hands

OH at Prince's