LinkedIn Wants Prostitutes To Stop Using Its Site

headline of Business Insider article currently displayed on the homescreen of my iPad's LinkedIn app

You're going to need to burn that jacket

elizabrock_ to brandon, Outbreak IV

Sugary drinks can be a part of any diet as long as your calories in balance with the calories out

Captain Diabeetus

future me will never suspect his coffee is full of LSD

past-cwage, the prankster

the plural of beej is 'awesome'

jameswhite, grammarian

I lead with my digits

lil kb, digital leader

We are partnered with the leading digital leaders in the world.

moontoast recruiter

the Internet is my porn trunk now.

james s. white

I am awesome.

heath

They're the veal of pork

evan

Ah! You got it in my eye!

Danielle

those nails are for the other side of the fence

punchline to a joke about Polish/Bihari/Alabaman/NewFies

software configuration manager

a collection of nouns any intelligent person would assume refer to software, but in the sad fucking world in which we live refer to a human being who does fuck all

TFS doesn't support branching and tagging

software configuration manager, who should be doing something else.

Challenge accepted

Doctor Who

A friend of mine an old friend. Actually, very old. He's dead. That's as old as it gets, I'm afraid.

Sir Ken Robinson

I'm awwwwwesooome

horus_plex as The Miz

(.Y.)

The Martian