good thing twitter dumped the buggy and slow ruby and the associated gems for something secure and fast like java

aziz

fucker

james s white

Go away or I will replace you with a very large directed acyclic graph with edge containment problems fuckit - a shell script

new t-shirt slogan

who are you talking to?

jimbo when I was telling him about working with incompetent people

ldap is pretty solid

james s white, ldap evangelist

I can tell you the comforting lie while I harsh truth you in the butt

jeremy

stahnma? oh. you mean Terrapin says 'hi'

Jennifer

Introduction to Fraud

first module in 'Fraud' training

is it still appeal to authority if you declare that you're an authority and appeal to yourself?

cwage, authority on authorities

Other side effects may include violent urges or, similarly, the urge to be successful in business or finance.

oh snap

we added some ajax refresh code and it's basically a causing a ddos

not what you want to hear about the only app that can be used to manage your entire infrastructure

Enjoy the stability of a Fortune 500 company

hahahahahhahhah

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. There's no way they can prove anything.

the Bartman

my hole has a straw in it

Jared's wife, complaining about something or other...

gross

jeremy holland

I know" "Just sayin'" "I KNOW" "JUST SAYING

brandon and jwo agreeing

Sounds like a gig for suckers.

jeremy, on systems administration

Requires installation by a competent person....

dellpdu.com

I couldn't respond to your email because I was in a meeting, so I figured I'd just come tell you in person.

our senior developer

I'm too old to be moving switches around in a rack at 3AM

heath 'old man' seals