I got kicked in the shin and punched in the arm tonight by lara. Feels like old times.

larkin

ho ho ho mofos

larkin

eat her arm t-rex, eat her arm!

larkin

But for fuck's sake, it was an example, dude.

larkin

<a href='http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/20/fashion/20fitness.html'>A Swimmer's Different Strokes For Sucess</a>

larkin

i mean...fuck.

larkin

i want to kill someone.

larkin

I'm a tool

larkin

fuck.

larkin

Larkin is awesome

larkin

my ass still hurts

larkin

lara, you should get a fucking plaque or something

larkin

I can't handle all that meat

larkin

I seriously need a beer in my hand.

larkin

sweet home alabama and tits-oh yeah

larkin

lara, you violated the facilities girl!

larkin