As my dear old uncle Murph used to say before the enlarged blood vessels in his esophagus burst, 'An angry drunk is a happy drunk.'
If youre wondering, a Twinx is not, in fact, a category of porn, but rather a deep-fried, bacon-wrapped Twinkie with a Twix bar inside it. Like I said, its not a category of porn. Its the physical form of porn.
what you dont put behind you makes you its bitch.
Driving across Montana is like having really great sexyou dont even care if you get to the end point, you just want it to keep going. Traveling through Nebraska, on the other hand, is like jacking off in the bathroom at your parents house i.e., something