all jeans are merely jorts waiting to blossom
fuck eddie vedder fuck pearl jam fuck the asshole who lived upstairs from me and played that one fucking album of theirs 6 hours a day, every day when I was working nights and fuck jeremy too
Bluetooth!!!! It's like telepathy.
would you like cream and sugar in your latte?
Libraries trump language.
does anyone need anything... not kevin
you can do anything for 100 minutes.
Because the fossil is similar to a modern lemur, it's unlikely creationists need any interpretation of the 'missing link' other than it was a small, tailed, probably tree-climbing, and now extinct primate from a kind created on Day Six of Creation Week.
She's the canonical MILF.

