NEW: CDC guidance on masks expected to change in next 10 days. Americans will be advised to wear masks in everyday life. Current recommendation is for high-risk groups only.
— Matt McCarthy (@DrMattMcCarthy) March 28, 2020
Appearing Smart Tip of the Day:
— Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig) March 27, 2020
I have two keyboards. One is loud enough to get me killed in an open plan office, but the other is completely silent so I can google the answers to questions while on conference calls without going on mute.
Someone has waited their entire life to write this headline.https://t.co/4NRhPUQPu2
— Mary Robinette Kowal@🏡 (@MaryRobinette) March 27, 2020
!! Walmart EVP of corporate affairs Dan Bartlett tells @YahooFinance that amid #coronavirus: âWe are seeing increased sales in tops, but not bottomsâ because so many people are doing video conferences from home. and all that matters is the above the waist shot. $WMT
— Daniel Roberts (@readDanwrite) March 26, 2020
Person that won't self quarantine= person that would hide a zombie bite.
— Zak Price (@ZakMeow) March 20, 2020
Im takin notes. Just sayin.
A little over a week ago, the world rejoiced when GitHub announced their intention to acquire npm. A few days later, after nearly a year as a staff engineer at npm, I was laid off along with some other excellent engineers and employees.
— Geoff Petrie (@geopet) March 25, 2020
Naturally, I am now looking for work.
On the way home, it is fully loaded with around 30 tons of special cargo: protective equipment and medical supply. To fit in as much as possible, freight was securely stowed on the seats and in the overhead bins - in addition to the belly. (2/2) #WeAreInThisTogether pic.twitter.com/2XnG9yzXS1
— Lufthansa News (@lufthansaNews) March 25, 2020
made some kimchi pancakes earlier. turned out pretty good! would have preferred some sort of dairy based sauce for them, but ... gotta make do pic.twitter.com/xpd0zhcWA8
— Chris Wage (@cwage) March 25, 2020
buying porn directly from sex workers is the farmer's market of adult entertainment.
— Tina Horn (@tinahornsass) March 24, 2020
Behind every successful woman is an unsuccessful man not wearing any pants:pic.twitter.com/GZsKPsXhub
— Joshua Self-QuaRayntine (@joshuaray) March 24, 2020
Berlin, I am genuinely proud of you for somehow managing not to be the subject of this article pic.twitter.com/LftGxusBGs
— Knife Show Ultra (@SpaceFlavours) March 23, 2020
I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.
— mitch hedberg (@mitchhedbot) March 23, 2020
No, this is a line to get tested. Watched it live when it aired and it was not for admittance to the ER.
— Jennifer (@jenniferenyc) March 23, 2020
this is a line to get into an er in nyc (via cnn) pic.twitter.com/eiGOb8DbQV
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) March 23, 2020
