If you're stuck on-prem, and starting to feel like you missed out on the cloud native movement, just start calling it "edge" and consider your digital transformation complete.
— Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower) September 22, 2020
"Tavis Ormandy" is the new EICAR ? https://t.co/ZlOsowIWQY
— 馃懠 脛聞脜录 忙聺聫 (@angealbertini) September 15, 2020
Ever want to test systems & see if your password is ever stored/sent in plaintext?
— Greg Linares (@Laughing_Mantis) September 22, 2020
Make it: X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
I am on the phone with a vendor right now because my test account is in an inoperable state.
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found my cocktail glasses. it's been one of those days pic.twitter.com/1bwf3whPIe
— Chris Wage (@cwage) September 22, 2020
The History Of Henge - 2019
— Barry Butler (@barrybutler9) September 21, 2020
During the Autumnal (Fall) and Vernal (Spring) Equinoxes, the rising and setting sun aligns perfectly with east-west streets. In the Windy City, it芒聙聶s known has 芒聙聹Chicagohenge芒聙聺...a play on Stonehenge. #chicagohenge pic.twitter.com/t9ada7zQMM
OH CHRIST芒聙聰Trump HHS just did full 芒聙聹power grab芒聙聺 takeover of all drug/vaccines. Via 芒聙聹stunning declaration芒聙聺 of authority, HHS Secretary Azar barred FDA from signing any new rules芒聙聰power now 芒聙聹is reserved to the Secretary.芒聙聺 Trump now controls all of it. #COVID19 https://t.co/MZcOBN4TGr
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) September 21, 2020
My mate has just seen the Chernobyl documentary. He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980's and was able to count at least 8 historical inaccuracies on one hand.
— Sarah (@MaidenSarah1) September 19, 2020
(1/2) Out running this morning on a new route and a lady runs past me.
— Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew) September 14, 2020
Despite only passing, when I get home @Strava automatically tags her in my run. If I click on her face it shows her full name, picture and a map of her running route (which effectively shows where she lives) pic.twitter.com/flnHpSvA79
my opponent: https://t.co/jjANJfvyn6
— Chris Wage (@cwage) September 19, 2020
me: "lol i can't figure out how"
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had https://t.co/YBpF37SLZ2 pic.twitter.com/vcyxbgzJ8K
— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 17, 2020
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She was smoking her crack pipe & now the brillo pad is stuck in her throat #Chicago #ChicagoScanner
Welcome to Tennessee @realDailyWirehttps://t.co/k1dNFMcU8q
— Gov. Bill Lee (@GovBillLee) September 16, 2020
