Wow, not only did all the human sheriff's officers quit, the "K9 officer" quit too, with a paw print.
— Deborah Golden (@DebGoldenDC) March 20, 2019
The jail is literally not fit for dogs🐾https://t.co/egkkTRXMm5
So a couple days ago, one of my coworkers accidentally let 22 quarts of ranch dressing slip out of her hand... pic.twitter.com/cMDwUAqfOZ
— G (@BorboaGrant) March 18, 2019
The internet is horrible, but it lets me offer multiple styles of shirt easily. So there's that. Guillotine t-shirts available in light or dark color schemes.
— john (@H4N4W4LT) March 20, 2019
Small print on lapel: https://t.co/wEu3MpbCa7
Larger print across chest: https://t.co/66Q6Av5PvY pic.twitter.com/U4nI6AMeQR
Talk about a walk in the past! This image was just show on our broadcast and just look at the area behind and around @BrdgstoneArena. Unreal how much has changed in 20 years!!!#Preds pic.twitter.com/QZNNlb42Y8
— FOX Sports Tennessee (@PredsOnFSTN) March 20, 2019
Trying to get your drunk friend into an Uber pic.twitter.com/vNYaYbVocW
— Rup Walker (@rupinjapan) March 17, 2019
did you know you only use 10% of your brain. god uses the other 90% to mine bitcoin
— ben esposito (@torahhorse) March 18, 2019
chicken breast is extremely popular for being literally the worst part of a chicken
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 17, 2019
YOU: Oh look, they dyed the river green
— Donnachaidha à Chionnaigh (@TwoClawsMedia) March 17, 2019
ME, AN ARTIST: Oh look, they dyed the river chroma key green#StPatricksDay pic.twitter.com/PPmquC3VOl
all i read was: cool dog isn't a narc, becomes scientist https://t.co/qZF35lLp22
— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) March 11, 2019
me: I'm going to build a time machine
— jo diggity (@WhaJoTalkinBout) March 13, 2019
him: *eating the last donut* what you gonna use it for
me: *eating the last donut* righting wrongs
