Our ex-mayor is still cooler than yours (and has a sense of humor). https://t.co/OWTNVZ4JWX
— Cari Wade Gervin (@carigervin) April 22, 2018
Driving down Natchez trace with no headlights in honor of earth hour pic.twitter.com/JBUyllx81M
— Chris Wage (@cwage) March 20, 2016
flies..... they're just like us pic.twitter.com/Bdtvjbj7dV
— audible gasp (@morninggloria) April 19, 2018
Client Email: The memory usage on this system is very high.
— Corey Reppond (@reppocs) April 20, 2018
Me: I bet it is. 4/20, bro!
It's rude to call him Dr. Frankenstein's Monster. He completed med school, so show some respect and call him Dr. Dr. Frankenstein's Monster.
— Hillel (@Hillelogram) April 20, 2018
So... should I tell this person that their license plate says “I sharted” or...? pic.twitter.com/S1EvCUWz54
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) April 17, 2018
Ambiguous Object Illusion: an incredible new design by Kokichi Sugihara of Meiji University in Japan, the inventor of this illusion and art form. A clever combination of reflection, perspective, and viewing angle produce this striking illusion https://t.co/xNch507rfI pic.twitter.com/Lt9dtQ4i3S
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) April 19, 2018
My students wrote down every fear and nerve as they start TNReady testing tomorrow. We then got rid of our fears by having a discussion and ripping them up and making confetti. They will throw it on our last day of testing! @ZooSchoolMNPS pic.twitter.com/b56hNUBRGK
— Katherine Dibb (@katherinethomps) April 16, 2018
Pastor Andrew Brunson, a fine gentleman and Christian leader in the United States, is on trial and being persecuted in Turkey for no reason. They call him a Spy, but I am more a Spy than he is. Hopefully he will be allowed to come home to his beautiful family where he belongs!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 18, 2018
Craig Smith’s top shelf wrister gets some revenge for Ryan Hartman’s nuts. That’s America sticking up for America right there.
— Jim Diamond (@diamondhockey) April 19, 2018
MORE: Email warning police to be prepared with riot gear Incase Mueller is fired pic.twitter.com/U1QH25bNN7
— Marcie Cipriani (@MCipriani_WTAE) April 18, 2018
I believe Magellan already did this. https://t.co/lkCqW4FvI8
— Patrick W. Watson (@PatrickW) April 17, 2018
He worked for years to invent an engine that ran on ambient disappointment.
— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) April 17, 2018
But at the unveiling, it wouldn't work.
Then it did.
Briefly.
IRS gives taxpayers one-day extension after computer glitch https://t.co/42ElAClFrJ
— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) April 17, 2018
hey @beggin strips, dogs KNOW it's not bacon, they just don't care.
— Dicker Troy (@DickerTroy) April 18, 2018
actual screenshot from one of the aforementioned public meetings pic.twitter.com/glkrFKX6EO
— Chris Wage (@cwage) April 18, 2018
Oh wow, the pilot who steered Southwest 1380 to safety after a harrowing engine failure today was was one of the first female fighter pilots in the Navy’s history, and the first woman to fly the F/A-18. https://t.co/pTV1fIHE04
— Lara Seligman (@laraseligman) April 17, 2018
aruba, jamaica / oooh, i wanna take ya
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) October 11, 2016
atlanta, las vegas/ uhhh that's lots of places
vienna, then florence/ baaabe i can't afford this
Too old for @BeaconTN's Young Professionals Society? Never fear! We also offer the #BastiatSociety for all business professionals. This is a free speaker series with food, drinks, and great networking. #Tennessee #Nashville https://t.co/eJo1OoaMTo
— Hannah Cox (@HannahCox7) April 12, 2018
Come enjoy the beautiful weather before #Nashville decides to rain/snow/freeze again. It's a perfect day for a rooftop happy hour! Glass half full (actually glasses all very full because it's an open bar)! #YoungProfessionals #free #events https://t.co/2lLgnkcxj5
— Beacon Center of TN (@BeaconTN) April 17, 2018
sorry but if sincerely defending your beliefs is clearly and easily distinguishable from trolling then your beliefs are basic
— Classical Banana (@literalbanana) March 24, 2016
sometimes. certain areas of the floor can be tastier. than others. this has been a puplick surface announcement
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 17, 2018
Who’s bright idea was it to undercoat the wood chipper red. pic.twitter.com/wqNKmdseiM
— Work Fails (@FailsWork) April 17, 2018
$$ from the taxes in the plan, fares, federal funds, and debt pay for the plan.
— Jeremy Elrod (@JeremyElrod26) April 17, 2018
dang, the youngins get a fancy patio bar and the olds have to go to ADT in 100 oaks? smh
— Chris Wage (@cwage) April 17, 2018
YAAAAAS. @stahnma at #DevOpsDays pic.twitter.com/oPVeuARmAu
— Sonia Gupta (@soniagupta504) April 17, 2018
If this ends up being the opening scene to Final Destination 13, I'm going to be really salty. #Flight1380 pic.twitter.com/feK7cPZS70
— Matt Tranchin (@mtranchin) April 17, 2018
You'll be excited about my bill that names you Chief Warden of Actually Great Engagement, or CWAGE. You'll be required to develop a personalized engagement spectrum and report quarterly to Council on who was meaningfully engaged.
— Freddie O'Connell (@freddieoconnell) April 16, 2018
Michael Cohen's previously unnamed third client is SEAN HANNITY.
— erica orden (@eorden) April 16, 2018
NASHVILLE! Two more days to enjoy one of our ice cream sandwiches in collaboration w/ @hificookies at Jeni’s East Nashville. Try Rainbow BFY sandwiched between HiFi’s “Bowie” funfetti cookie with white chocolate chips. Only at Jeni’s East Nash until April 18. pic.twitter.com/Vth4JY2HVp
— Jeni's Ice Creams (@jenisicecreams) April 16, 2018
There's a new version of my SomaPlayer Chrome extension out! Listen to @somafm radio stations. https://t.co/3Y00A6ic4q
— Sarah Vessels (@cheshire137) April 16, 2018
