@devinshore ain't got nothin' on me, My left nut dangles better than he does... #titfucker
— Shoresy (@Shoresy69) October 17, 2017
This was such an amazing burn that I wanted everyone else to savor it with me. pic.twitter.com/Wi8e8SwgvG
— The Wombat Resists (@UrsulaV) October 16, 2017
Best Monday ever 🐶💛 pic.twitter.com/W4ciwSgM27
— Nashville Predators (@PredsNHL) October 16, 2017
🔞 Happy Monday folks!! Let's crack open the e-mail box and read some of the inspiring queries that will give us fuel for the week pic.twitter.com/J0fDkQcWWy
— Panic Inc (@panic) October 16, 2017
Good morning.
— Internet of Shit (@internetofshit) October 16, 2017
Wi-Fi is literally fucked. https://t.co/Kxpp8llW0z pic.twitter.com/p5eVK89dQz
22. I've listened to their holier-than-thou shit my whole life. It's their turn to listen to me. / end
— Amanda Blount (@amandablount2) October 15, 2017
Another young actor's life destroyed by drugs and alcohol pic.twitter.com/DNGW2cyeLD
— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) October 14, 2017
i assume he has had better days pic.twitter.com/jVmULrfgcf
— J.R. Lind (@jrlind) October 15, 2017
Again, live turkeys tossed from plane https://t.co/FyfLdDb9oe pic.twitter.com/boHP2JMisX
— NWA Democrat-Gazette (@nwademgaz) October 15, 2017
This was clearly a euphemism for whacking ithttps://t.co/vVaSthTsg0
— Popehat (@Popehat) October 13, 2017
What happens when an AI (created by @abresler) pitches startup ideas #rstats https://t.co/CE10Kc4VR1 pic.twitter.com/VEYL6GIqX0
— David Smith (@revodavid) October 13, 2017
Astros prospect Dean Deetz is in now. Heâll pitch to Modestoâs Filia, Bishop and DeCarlo. So Deetz vs. Nuts.
— Lookout Landing (@LookoutLanding) October 13, 2017
Mind your fucking business I paid for my ticket https://t.co/5XLgdez7y2
— Dog On Plane (@dog_plane) October 13, 2017
"Arvi, Arvi, Arvi" pic.twitter.com/yNdb26zaiz
— Nashville Predators (@PredsNHL) October 13, 2017
Anyone know a cowboy? Avoid Briley by the airport. This just happened. pic.twitter.com/fEX6Xs8Fa6
— Big Joe (@BIGJOEONTHEGO) October 13, 2017
Organizing JIRA tickets pic.twitter.com/2YeDNc7tcf
— Mike Herchel (@mikeherchel) October 2, 2017
This is obviously nonsense clickbait, but I love how Malia looks like she's saying "hell yeah it is." pic.twitter.com/5QoXuLRKCD
— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) October 12, 2017
GitLab CEO here, about to "turn up the volume" on this skittle-schewitz! #mazeltov pic.twitter.com/xgC5Yvs4XN
— GitLab CEO Here (@gitlabceohere) July 16, 2015
I walked past a Tennessee Fried Chicken the other day, and I wondered how many UK chicken shops are called "[US State] Fried Chicken"...
— Gwilym Lockwood (@GwilymLockwood) October 11, 2017
People on facebook are a different breed pic.twitter.com/LTdvEGxHnb
— Memeulous (@Memeulous) October 10, 2017
Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins https://t.co/opUfpjZKID pic.twitter.com/yLiLOOwVNF
— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 12, 2017
Jerry Tipton just checked John Calipari.
— Clayton Abernathy (@ClaySTV1) October 12, 2017
"This is a media day, not coach day." pic.twitter.com/R6Pf718dbn
i made a gif i call Rand Paul Mustering The Courage To Get Through The Day pic.twitter.com/4J3Jdv83vx
— David Mack (@davidmackau) October 12, 2017
This website is a fucking Hieronymus Bosch painting filled with Nazis, but apparently they draw a hard line for crass assault survivors https://t.co/kDtHGlIQOB
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) October 12, 2017
thank you, toronto zoo for this quality content pic.twitter.com/o94dm6PMYK
— oSCAREwilde (@oscarewilde) October 10, 2017
Eminem's Trump Verse pic.twitter.com/QIPTolFILr
— Andy Milonakis (@AndyMilonakis) October 11, 2017
ME: *dies in battle*
— Matthew Baldwin (@matthewbaldwin) October 10, 2017
CAPTAIN: We must keep fighting, or Matthew's death will be in vain.
GHOST OF ME: Actually, that's the Sunk Cost Fallacy.
