Note to copy editors: Itâs âwet-ass pussy,â not âwet ass pussyâ
— Katie Herzog (@kittypurrzog) August 13, 2020
Local news reporting Broadway bars will reopen Aug. 15. This will go fine.
— Matt Anderson (@mandersonville) August 11, 2020
Biden literally picked a cop for VP, during the largest anti-cop protests in memory. I'd like to be the first to congratulate President Trump on his second term in office and all subsequent terms as well, since there won't be a U.S. Constitution except in name by 2024.
— Acute Mask Debater (@james_s_white) August 11, 2020
step 1: invent slack without threads or DMs
— Chris Wage (@cwage) March 28, 2019
step 2: become rich
Canât get enough of the Phil Collins Block or Charge... pic.twitter.com/8e49mRGZjg
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 11, 2020
Lincoln Park Chicago right now, stay safe! @NWSChicago pic.twitter.com/QG9NYyhk7w
— Jacobugh (@Jacobugh1) August 10, 2020
Smashmouth is the Nickelback of Limp Bizkit's
— 🌲Andy 👣from 👣Oregon🌲 (@AndrewFmOregon) August 10, 2020
