Only execs get a corporate credit card because of "fiscal responsibility"
— DevSadOps (@sadoperator) October 19, 2021
And yet, here I am with pristine AWS console at my disposal..
also Bills fans, the scooters are free, you can take them home with you https://t.co/ZciMqW0Rfl
— Ghoulby Sledge (@Sledgefor17) October 18, 2021
I've always wanted to mow my roof
Also, I really wanted to call this one:
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) October 15, 2021
"I Came. I Saw. Eileen. Panama."
#🎩🎩
Punk is dead, and skateboarding is a crime, but hey at least we can count on the racist fucks in Texas to never change.
— L. Ron HODL (@rickbradley) October 17, 2021
It's up. Up is always north
You've stopped me from everything I'm trying to do
What, I'm not allowed to blow
If I'm looking at the moon I'm looking north
I'm not gonna get a buzz if I'm not inhaling, dummy
(Looking at the hot dogs on rollers at 7-Eleven and talking to the cashier): this is quite the operation you got going on here
— Ryan 🎃 (@ryanposting) October 15, 2021
guys who drink whiskey 🥃 pic.twitter.com/HzgAlnH4OD
— Trevor Wallace (@TrevWall) October 13, 2021
