Astrology only separates people into 12 groups, so is wrong only 92% of the time.
— Liam Geslaf (@LiamGeslaf) November 14, 2019
Myers-Briggs separates people into 16 groups, so is wrong 94% of the time.
Hence astrology is more accurate.
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This is a mug for sale at @ewarren's website.
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) November 14, 2019
Hold on, I need to buy a crate.https://t.co/Il1GtnGyDG
Read the first letter of @RepGosarâs last 23 tweets starting with this one. https://t.co/q0zBOZcBZp
— Drew Morris (@thedmorris) November 13, 2019
OMG I don't even know what to do with this! pic.twitter.com/Yl7MDwHNs8
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) November 12, 2019
Thanks to the incredible work of @Psydan3D, this wonderful depiction of Mona will be on my desk in the near future.
— Nick Cannariato (@nickcannariato) November 8, 2019
Want your own? I'll be posting a link to the 3D printer files soon. pic.twitter.com/JNmBXRiC6v
Today me street is celebrating 50 years! Me hope dis celebration has cooookies⦠#Sesame50
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) November 10, 2019
with a slice of baguette slathered in copious amounts of butter which i promised myself pic.twitter.com/KxvjJ2fskb
— Chris Wage (@cwage) November 10, 2019
sounding it out, this is how you tell if it's done or not pic.twitter.com/DrPAMwT2PD
— Chris Wage (@cwage) November 9, 2019
probably should have threaded this but anyway, finished pork belly pic.twitter.com/lxv2n76IXy
— Chris Wage (@cwage) November 9, 2019
#MAGACHALLENGE Pick me @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/aKFoW27vSo
— Melissa Strzala (@Strzala4Senate) November 8, 2019
There's an idea in media interpretation I like to call conservation of tardation (I will take credit for this). Essentially the idea is to construct the lore of the fictional universe so the characters aren't actually being 'tarded. https://t.co/YMx8WhmTpb
— 🌽 Thankful Hank Oslo 🦃 (@xctlot) November 9, 2019
Almost fell over when I saw this candle on a coworker's desk 😂 pic.twitter.com/aIUGu0Fzql
— Dare Obasanjo (@Carnage4Life) November 9, 2019
like and smash that subscribe button for my meat tenderizing master class pic.twitter.com/yYLDPW1x16
— Chris Wage (@cwage) November 9, 2019
