Buddy, the only "whole foods" I care about is a freakin donut.
— Ethan Booker (@Ethan_Booker) June 16, 2017
The legend & #1 #Beerknurd. Master of ALL #MOU. @FlyingSaucerSA's Frank "The Tank" Sullivan. 67 plates! Cheers, Frank! #hallofplateitudes pic.twitter.com/sgcVWZU5ve
— Flying Saucer Nas (@FlyingSaucerNas) June 16, 2017
This could be a really far-sighted strategic deal, *or* Jeff Bezosâ Alexa might have just made the biggest accidental purchase of all time.
— Anil Dash (@anildash) June 16, 2017
Hello this is on my body #GLORIOUS @PREDSident @REALBobbyRoode pic.twitter.com/x2wjf8uBLd
— J.R. Lind (@jrlind) June 16, 2017
not one fucking thing pic.twitter.com/2orl4kG2Vf
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) June 15, 2017
Our #OpenData Draft Policy is open for feedback until June 20th. Help us make our initiatives better today! https://t.co/BuK0qqHcY0 pic.twitter.com/zC6mJdnvUQ
— Metro Nashville (@MetroNashville) June 15, 2017
I did it! I found the worst thing on the internet. A combination of so much awful. pic.twitter.com/XvgiFf81xq
— Cary Chow (@carychowESPN) June 15, 2017
don't 👏🏻 break 👏🏻 up 👏🏻 with 👏🏻 orcs 👏🏻 via 👏🏻 text 👏🏻 message pic.twitter.com/OuM3r3pOfp
— and nathan, too! (@Vahn16) June 14, 2017
Why is no one talking about the clear Republican bias of the Red State Eclipse? https://t.co/tYpVk3hyMV
— Pinboard (@Pinboard) June 15, 2017
COLD BREW GOT ME LIKE pic.twitter.com/H0IEPYaFfm
— chris crofton (@thecroftonshow) June 15, 2017
"Daily backup is a polite phrase for 23 hours of data loss." - @drnic
— Mark Imbriaco (@markimbriaco) June 15, 2017
Lightning struck a house in Fieldstone Farms in Franklin today. Started a fire.
— NashSevereWx (@NashSevereWx) June 15, 2017
Brand new run of HRRR keeps us clear tonight! Previous runs did not. Good trend, but avoid cherry picking only the data you like. Stay tuned
— NashSevereWx (@NashSevereWx) June 15, 2017
Rick Pitino: âPersonally, I've lost faith in the NCAA."
— Jeff Goodman (@GoodmanESPN) June 15, 2017
When you try to obstruct an investigation that doesn't exist, causing the investigation to exist pic.twitter.com/QgzyyzoZUn
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) June 15, 2017
Blimp crashes at the U.S. Open golf tournament in Wisconsin. (video courtesy of @msiggyy) https://t.co/Z0APJFD8Ap pic.twitter.com/jlsT1pFIbn
— AP Central U.S. (@APCentralRegion) June 15, 2017
As I was driving, some stranger yelled "what's your problem lady?"
— Darla (@ddsmidt) June 8, 2017
So I was honest, I said I drink too much and I can't stop eating chips.
At the local deli. What could have happened to make them put up that sign?? pic.twitter.com/7BzPNjFm1L
— Anna Haensch (@extremefriday) June 14, 2017
This is the hardest I've ever known someone didn't watch the thing they were writing about pic.twitter.com/0tAHfx9rj8
— Jacob Oller (@JacobOller) June 13, 2017
BREAKING: FLINT, Mich. (AP) â The head of Michigan's health department is charged with involuntary manslaughter in the Flint water crisis.
— Meg Kinnard (@MegKinnardAP) June 14, 2017
Here's what the Stanley Cup would look like if the NHL never removed any rings: pic.twitter.com/TLD04KcltX
— From The Faceoff (@FromTheFaceoff) June 11, 2017
300 layoffs at Time Inc (including me). Vocativ entire editorial staff gone. Almost 40 at HuffPo. That's just yesterday and today https://t.co/5rZAEzeeI9
— Mathew Ingram (@mathewi) June 14, 2017
Artificial intelligence struggles to tell difference between fried chicken and Labradoodles.
— Dr Julia Shaw (@drjuliashaw) June 12, 2017
I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THESE AI PROBLEMS. pic.twitter.com/ntNVezropW
Bold design released by the Penguins today for their championship rings. I applaud it. (h/t @jeffatwood) pic.twitter.com/ilqLsac8Xp
— Steve Cavendish (@scavendish) June 13, 2017
I'll straight up deny that he's a jolly good fellow I really don't give a shit.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) June 13, 2017
A FEMINAZI Social Justice Warrior told me it was RACIST to drink hot candle wax yesterday...
— NintendogMillionaire (@WilliamFFuckley) June 12, 2017
Guess what Bitch. TRIGGERED YET?@PrisonPlanet pic.twitter.com/HBe05MDQuN
not digging the direction this X-Files reboot is headed pic.twitter.com/8X8yRK4eWL
— maura quint (@behindyourback) June 12, 2017
When Boris Johnson used the force pic.twitter.com/pjMndxMPyx
— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) June 9, 2017
Bitcoin is crashing. There's a 100m+ ICO that's glitching. Crypto is getting reallyyy interesting.
— Wong Joon Ian (@joonian) June 12, 2017
"Oh! Hey, there, mister...brown shoes! How about that local sports team?" pic.twitter.com/TvvmoeGVkO
— SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) June 12, 2017
with a new Wolfenstein game coming up, allow me to revisit the greatest post about Wolfenstein. pic.twitter.com/1qXHXPOhfd
— Sully 🥐 (@SullyKWP) June 12, 2017
