"...which if true, means death for us all. And now, 'Kent's People'." pic.twitter.com/91xcgTEYnD
— SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) August 10, 2017
Eclipse watching always makes me hungry. pic.twitter.com/1MER26QXTg
— Jerry Shannon (@jerry_shannon) August 3, 2017
One of the most brilliant and chilling things ever written about nuclear war, by the late Roger Fisher. pic.twitter.com/zgvnM9a0vb
— Steve Silberman (@stevesilberman) August 9, 2017
BREAKING: Trump tells North Korea to 'get their act together' or it will be in trouble 'like few nations have ever been'
— AP Politics (@AP_Politics) August 10, 2017
Hi Twitter police I'd like to report the brutal murder of a techbro pic.twitter.com/q9POE60Goi
— Jason Bailey (@jasondashbailey) August 9, 2017
Truly terrifying frontpage from Liberation pic.twitter.com/uK4mWBB16q
— Danny Kemp (@dannyctkemp) August 10, 2017
without proper lab procedures, unattended DNA will eventually creates new JavaScript frameworks
— saddest server (@sadserver) August 10, 2017
Sheriff: Kentucky woman sets husband on fire after catching him with another woman https://t.co/vmR5ICaFcF pic.twitter.com/88k7RIqYdZ
— WSMV-TV, Nashville (@WSMV) August 10, 2017
Eclipse watching always makes me hungry. pic.twitter.com/1MER26QXTg
— Jerry Shannon (@jerry_shannon) August 3, 2017
Trump's childhood home is apparently an AirBnB now and the owner made this horrifying object: https://t.co/zombJWJFuG pic.twitter.com/glFB0uP1pl
— Kirsten (@flungoutofspace) August 9, 2017
To be fair the residents were shocked in 2010 when the River part of the name made an appearance in their living rooms.
— Sarcastro (@thesarcastro) August 9, 2017
Shall I do a thread that starts with Godel's theorem and ends with why firing that Google guy was OK? That's a question that answers itself.
— Phil Sandifer (@PhilSandifer) August 8, 2017
If football didn't exist, this would be a way cooler tweet https://t.co/d0JZrCGFtQ
— Big Daddy (@Seanxsolo) August 7, 2017
! Chumbawamba 3:16 https://t.co/7MFMzyl095
— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) August 9, 2017
They say before you embark on revenge to dig two graves. That's in case you get Super Revenge, where you kill a guy and get his buddy too
— Ryan North (@ryanqnorth) August 9, 2017
Oh wow that's crazy my cousin just got locked up for doin the same shit. https://t.co/Xwd27HyA7X
— Sunny D 🌕 (@90shero) August 7, 2017
BREAKING: Trump: If NKorea escalates nuclear threat, 'they will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.'
— The Associated Press (@AP) August 8, 2017
taking empathy off the table so that you can deal theoretically with shitty ideas that dehumanize people is invoking the ideal gaslight law
— +++ATH (@rickbradley) August 8, 2017
Our fish roaster makes it easy to prepare kebabs indoors⦠the catalytic filter reduces up to 90% of smoke and odors. https://t.co/48YmBP9uSq pic.twitter.com/M1EsTsqk6V
— Zojirushi America (@ZojirushiUSA) August 8, 2017
Hey Doug. We're not cleaning up your vomit anymore. And don't act like it wasn't yours. It's always yours.
— Exit/In (@Exit_In) August 8, 2017
WEIRD how none of these guys ever argue that because our ladybrains are better at communication and teamwork we should be paid more
— kelliott (@kelliotttt) August 8, 2017
Officials Warn Consumers Of Counterfeit Tickets Ahead Of Solar Eclipse https://t.co/XAINt9EK1n pic.twitter.com/M78sqDlYBa
— The Onion (@TheOnion) August 7, 2017
I hear that Deadpool 2 has Cable in it. Does it come with six variant hologram covers?
— Jelly Remover (@JesseThorn) August 7, 2017
If Bitcoin was a City. pic.twitter.com/jNBuWR7JAB
— Edgar Soares (@BTCarchitect) August 6, 2017
IMAGE: Airbus A320 that passed through a severe hailstorm while landing at Istanbul airport. pic.twitter.com/4s5H4Wnn1Z
— The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) August 6, 2017
Kindergarteners at Buena Vista Elem greeted by @MayorMeganBarry on first day of school. HUGS FOR EVERYONE! pic.twitter.com/vgtdEx9P1C
— HarrietWallaceFox17 (@HarrietVWallace) August 7, 2017
I like to give users admin rights then watch splunk for like 10 min to see how many of their friends they try to sneak admin to. pic.twitter.com/PBwNxz0AQ5
— bÍ ÍÍÍÌÍÌÍaÌÍÍÌ ÌÌÌÌtÍ (@mzbat) August 7, 2017
YES.....I AM OBLY HUMAN...I LOVE TO NUTT pic.twitter.com/gJXFixaGHu
— da share z0ne (@dasharez0ne) August 7, 2017
she took the midnight train going anywhere pic.twitter.com/9oxVuBZLId
— ale (@oafale) August 6, 2017
We need a massive redistribution of imposter syndrome from the people who have it to the actual imposters who run things.
— matt blaze (@mattblaze) August 2, 2017
I love sci-fi, but for every good book there are a thousand that start like "Captain Seymour Dicklogic broodingly surveyed his fleet"
— Jock Rivette (@negaversace) August 5, 2016
