my friends told me it was 2.62 miles.
dude, tone it down a bit. we eat lunch here.
teyo is teh suck.
every Friday when the Garbage Girl comes I stand in my window and jack off, which is legally just fine.
I'm drinking a little bottle of merlot. tiny bottle
If there was ever a time to max out your credit card, it's the zombie apocalypse.
[puppet] may be non-deterministic, but it fixes your shit.
Do I look fat in this suicide vest?
crusade bitches
A rhombus is the kind of rectangle a *bitch* would draw.
Let me show you what I want you to do every morning...

