the typical 'everything sounds pretty great', but you called me in here to look at shit, so something's gotta be on fire, situation that I'm used to seeing
That's a fact, Jack!
In fourth grade I faked a heart attack to get out of answering a question in front of the class. I fell to the ground and pretended I was having a heart attack.
Being productive for 4 hours a day over spending 50 hours a week trying to look busy pic.twitter.com/hKcXwKuqBA
— Lawrence King (@lawrencekingyo) January 10, 2022
if you find yourself...
the whole book is like full of this suit dude
Not all money is good money.
currently drink on the stone beers we had at stone and some we brought back
puppet should IPA or have some kind of liquidity event
Train crashes into plane at Whiteman Airport Van Nuys, CA #ABC7Eyewitness #breakingnews @FOXLA @ABC7 @KTLA pic.twitter.com/D1eEtvaajF
— Luis Jimenez (@ComposerLuis) January 9, 2022
This is my favourite "Only in India" story so far this year... pic.twitter.com/TA0gr6szmL
— William Dalrymple (@DalrympleWill) January 9, 2022
honestly, respect to Auburn bball twitter, never knew they existed till today but damn they’re really giving us that ratio rn https://t.co/pm9P45UzVw
— go gata (@itsthatgatorguy) January 9, 2022
Safety First: Call for Philip Morris
chana masala except kinda not i am not sure but it's good pic.twitter.com/W7sOXnIn1V
— cwage (@cwage) January 8, 2022
me, after a 20 year career spent avoiding microsoft products at every turn, realizing i gotta learn azure pic.twitter.com/st9E69Xyji
— cwage (@cwage) January 7, 2022