I have the soul of a horny middle-aged mom who accidentally got high before a PTA meeting, and the body of a cave man who discovered a Reese’s Cup bush.

crazy that u can have a job where u are responsible for saving a human life or u can have a job where u need to send an email but dont

Thanks for listening sorry for being awful I’m not trying to be mean or scare you just talk to you like grown ups not infantilize you. Lots of love and back to the studio I go ❤️❤️

An anti-masker in line behind me turned to a masked, elderly woman behind her and said, "why are wearing a mask?" She replied, "so I won't catch whatever it is that makes you act that way."

What if we defaulted just a little bit. Not all the way, just for a moment, just to see how it feels.