Americans don’t realize yet that the lockdowns were for nothing. Once it becomes clear that we wasted two months in stasis rather than doing the hard work of ramping up testing, tracing and isolation the fury will be unprecedented https://t.co/g5YVpH0PvK
— Julie Fredrickson (@AlmostMedia) May 8, 2020
Pro Tip: If your state signals the end of stay-at-home orders; it doesn’t mean the pandemic is over, it just means they currently have room for you in the ICU.
— YS (@NYinLA2121) May 6, 2020
when someone (not me) makes biscuit you (me) add egg and cheese pic.twitter.com/MyLnZKhABA
— cwage (@cwage) May 8, 2020
what kind of dog is this on my neighbors' roof? pic.twitter.com/4DrDfDNlKl
— cwage (@cwage) May 8, 2020
@ellio_terio "Is that how you like it, Teyo?"
— tinnies.club/@jameswhite (@james_s_white) May 8, 2020
This poem is called “First lines of emails I’ve received while quarantining.” pic.twitter.com/4keCqPaO63
— Jessica Salfia, NBCT (@jessica_salfia) April 11, 2020
I will let out a bit of a secret.
— Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele) May 6, 2020
I have been running a full IBM System/370 Mainframe on a $5 Raspberry Pi Zero for ~5 years.
About 7 times faster System/370.
Millions of lines of COBOL JCLs running flawless on a battery.
Tested an entire bank’s mainframe COBOL on it. pic.twitter.com/xFArHx31VF
1) The VA signed a $34.5 million deal for N95 masks with a company that advertised “block chain” solutions and had only existed for 2 years.
— J. David McSwane (@davidmcswane) May 6, 2020
I called the company to see why
Ended up on a private jet, following one of the most bizarre stories of my career …
What are some other bad choices for the music to play in a mask factory during a tour? I'm thinking: Bon Jovi, Livin' on a Prayer. https://t.co/IHcPte60Gg
— tinnies.club/@jameswhite (@james_s_white) May 5, 2020
