babe are you okay you didn't even touch your 60% mechanical keyboard shaped waffle pic.twitter.com/ErmRCzQreq
— ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½ 💀🐺 (@BoxMacLeod) March 15, 2021
See also: Software Engineering. https://t.co/IJmldM4i6K
— DM of Engineering (@dmofengineering) March 15, 2021
absolutely next-level French name pic.twitter.com/jvxI79KIAD
— 📻 å¢å°ç· 🇵🇸 (@nailheadparty) March 12, 2021
Losing my debit card in a bar is so close I can taste it
— Kathleen (@kathleenkatkath) March 11, 2021
Ask and it shall be given: pic.twitter.com/FcnwtuAJQT
— trevor (taylorâs version) (@tmychow) March 11, 2021
[in a steel doomsday bunker]
— John Kennedy (@FrazzleMyGimp) May 1, 2018
FRIEND: I could use some kool-aid.
ME: No!
[something strikes the side of our bunker]
when this is over i dont want to go a bar that makes moscow mules and has edison light bulbs i want to go a bar that's possessed by the devil
— Nicole (@youngestwoman) March 9, 2021