"Tavis Ormandy" is the new EICAR ? https://t.co/ZlOsowIWQY

— Ange (@angealbertini) September 15, 2020

Ever want to test systems & see if your password is ever stored/sent in plaintext?

Make it: X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

I am on the phone with a vendor right now because my test account is in an inoperable state.

🧐

— Greg Linares (Laughing Mantis) (@Laughing_Mantis) September 22, 2020

found my cocktail glasses. it's been one of those days pic.twitter.com/1bwf3whPIe

— cwage (@cwage) September 22, 2020

The History Of Henge - 2019
During the Autumnal (Fall) and Vernal (Spring) Equinoxes, the rising and setting sun aligns perfectly with east-west streets. In the Windy City, it’s known has “Chicagohenge”...a play on Stonehenge. #chicagohenge pic.twitter.com/t9ada7zQMM

— Barry Butler Photography (@barrybutler9) September 21, 2020

OH CHRIST—Trump HHS just did full “power grab” takeover of all drug/vaccines. Via “stunning declaration” of authority, HHS Secretary Azar barred FDA from signing any new rules—power now “is reserved to the Secretary.” Trump now controls all of it. #COVID19 https://t.co/MZcOBN4TGr

— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) September 21, 2020

(1/2) Out running this morning on a new route and a lady runs past me.

Despite only passing, when I get home @Strava automatically tags her in my run. If I click on her face it shows her full name, picture and a map of her running route (which effectively shows where she lives) pic.twitter.com/flnHpSvA79

— Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew) September 14, 2020

annnnd scene pic.twitter.com/U11xrtDcKZ

— cwage (@cwage) September 20, 2020

my opponent: https://t.co/jjANJfvyn6

me: "lol i can't figure out how"

— cwage (@cwage) September 19, 2020

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had https://t.co/YBpF37SLZ2 pic.twitter.com/vcyxbgzJ8K

— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 17, 2020

018:
She was smoking her crack pipe & now the brillo pad is stuck in her throat #Chicago #ChicagoScanner

— 𝕮𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖌𝖔𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗 (@Chicago_Scanner) September 17, 2020

Oh hell yes! https://t.co/aBfOeqgAsA

— Christina Warren (@film_girl) September 17, 2020

Welcome to Tennessee @realDailyWirehttps://t.co/k1dNFMcU8q

— Gov. Bill Lee (@GovBillLee) September 16, 2020