positive reinforcement to convince emma to use the couchstairs pic.twitter.com/qYRvXaeM2d

— cwage (@cwage) September 5, 2020

Impressive commit history pic.twitter.com/8Fgmc1of5I

— Joe Ingeno (@JoeIngeno) August 20, 2020

#ThrowbackThursday I don’t own the rights to the music, pls don’t put me in jail. Louie loved music. This was his song because no matter who you are when Journey comes on you’re a small town girl living in a lonely world. Check out how he changes when the vocals start. cc: @darth pic.twitter.com/tjRCzDCROh

— THE HERD HOUSE (@TheHerdHouse) September 3, 2020

Fam, I got #Tenet all to myself pic.twitter.com/QGoqS8YxjL

— Michael A. Young (@RealMYoung23) September 2, 2020

On Keanu Reeves’ birthday let’s just remember when he murdered someone on live TV.

Wait for it. #HappyBirthdayKeanuReeves #iplayted #BillAndTed3 https://t.co/QRxwKCVogF

— TZE CHUN (@thetzechun) September 2, 2020

pic.twitter.com/K627UEWdZ0

— Coffeeless in Ottawa 🇵🇸 (@CoffeelessInOtt) September 2, 2020

absolutely losing it at this pic.twitter.com/hls1a7X3fd

— hot neck scar (@monster_ultra) September 1, 2020

wife: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?
me: They’re for the dogs
wife: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
me: They don’t know how

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) September 14, 2019

wow. HUGE upset. the furrow spider arrived very cranky, drove off the yellow garden spider and then straight up ate its web pic.twitter.com/E8wQb7TxNe

— cwage (@cwage) September 1, 2020

ladies and gentlemen, we got him https://t.co/A2NDhnC0CQ pic.twitter.com/CXx2tlAd93

— Kwii (@ceo_of_ants) August 31, 2020

No one:
Miatas: pic.twitter.com/saa53UdFhZ

— Autoass Media (@autoass) August 31, 2020

“This is really frustrating. I keep doing the right thing and bad things happen.”

Claudia, age 4
Monday, 10am

— Pamela J. Hobart (@amelapay) August 31, 2020

usin up leftover beef and buns pic.twitter.com/CFWA1plwtK

— cwage (@cwage) August 31, 2020