Bought a mechanical keyboard with more resistance so my code will be strongly typed.
— Jason Karns (@jasonkarns) March 27, 2019
"If it is Sunday and I have a hangover, I can watch those senseless Marvel things. Iâm too afraid to watch anything else in that condition." Aki Kaurismäki pic.twitter.com/YlYV8EZTwg
— Janus Films (@janusfilms) March 27, 2019
OF COURSE thereâs a âStar Trekâ version of the âDistracted Boyfriendâ meme:https://t.co/T4zNYyFAfi pic.twitter.com/wojNcoT7oP
— Joey de Villa (@AccordionGuy@mastodon.cloud) (@AccordionGuy) March 28, 2019
NASA will pay people $19,000 to stay in bed for 2 months https://t.co/MU8oy37PkI pic.twitter.com/1o8S1t93BA
— Eyewitness News (@ABC7NY) March 28, 2019
Bruce: my costume is complete and now I shall fight crime!
— Lilah Sturges (Inactive) (@LilahSturges) March 24, 2019
Criminal: what... what are you dressed as?
Bruce: A bat, obviously
Criminal: really? because you don't actually look much like a bat, so
Bruce: *sigh* what if I put a picture of a bat on my chest
Criminal: that would help
The Braves are apparently selling a WHOLE fried chicken this season.
— Cut4 (@Cut4) March 27, 2019
We'll take 2.
(📸: @SunTrustPark) pic.twitter.com/yIaihhNwKt
Oracle Sales: Hello. Could we interest you in a "Non-publicly available, critical update"?
— Alex Rice (@senorarroz) March 25, 2019
"Without proper licensing ... [leaves] your environment exposed and vulnerable" 😱😱😱
What a steaming hot dumpster fire. pic.twitter.com/V8JicyxiL7
THREAD: My Comic of the "Mr Rogers Meets Thor" Meme by Matthew Wisner #Thor #mrrogers #wholesomememes pic.twitter.com/O8k7JS0GMo
— Twistwood🍁(Book Available!) (@ByTwistwood) March 24, 2019
