YOU: Oh look, they dyed the river green
— Donnachaidha O’Chionnaigh (@TwoClawsMedia) March 17, 2019
ME, AN ARTIST: Oh look, they dyed the river chroma key green#StPatricksDay pic.twitter.com/PPmquC3VOl
all i read was: cool dog isn't a narc, becomes scientist https://t.co/qZF35lLp22
— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) March 11, 2019
me: I'm going to build a time machine
— jo (@whatsJo) March 13, 2019
him: *eating the last donut* what you gonna use it for
me: *eating the last donut* righting wrongs
I want a relationship like this guy on r/ambien and his wife pic.twitter.com/dGawcYTorM
— girth brooks (@gasstationnacho) December 10, 2018
gonna laugh my ass off when howard the duck kills thanos
— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) March 14, 2019
Like a good wine
— CommitStrip (@CommitStrip) March 13, 2019
https://t.co/clud2zEzRd pic.twitter.com/ARegNkeEcE
true # Today I'm doing nothing, successfully.
— Command Line Magic (@climagic) March 13, 2019
The fact that they call it the Food Pyramid and not Food Triangle implies it has at least two other sides. So maybe this much taffy is OK
— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) February 25, 2016
Holy freaking mackerel, well that changes everything. Viruses can have multicellular replication, distributed manufacturing of their components in dedicated cells! Groundbreaking work by @Stefandkex in @eLife: https://t.co/Zpz62hBeup pic.twitter.com/2pjB4iHVzF
— Mark Zwart (@Mark_P_Zwart) March 12, 2019
Orval Day 2019 in the @yazootaproom on March 23rd. Fresh and vintage bottles of Orval poured into the proper Orval chalice. Join us in supporting the Monks charitable mission of 2019 to raise money for Safe Water Network helping to bring clean sustainable water to Ghana and India pic.twitter.com/9RIke974ar
— Embrace The Funk (on twit hiatus) (@EmbraceTheFunk) March 12, 2019
Philosophers: what is in this building? pic.twitter.com/6QKaeRMZA4
— Sarah Wieten @sarahwieten.bsky.social (@SarahWieten) March 11, 2019
