In our teams, people commit to straight master. Each commit gets compiled, unit tested, integrated, deployed into a test environment, tested by component smoke tests, client-driven contract tests and system tests, and automatically promoted to live if the tests pass.
— Nat Pryce (@natpryce) January 19, 2019
40 USC §§5109 & 5104(e)(2)(A) make it a federal crime to enter or remain on the floor of either House of Congress without authorization from that House.
— A Crime a Day (@CrimeADay) January 23, 2019
Today's news about the Marriott breach should finally drive home a lesson that has been missed for years now: "we've been doing what every other big company does" means you are insecure and have to change your ways, because the median large company has terrible security. 1/
— Perry E. Metzger (@perrymetzger) November 30, 2018
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known 'No One Will Stop Me' Loophole https://t.co/OF4lMCIcAr #OurAnnualYear2018 pic.twitter.com/Y2iiRjJLHP
— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 5, 2019
Either there’s a @netflix glitch or @MarieKondo’s methods have escalated. pic.twitter.com/yzfR1bbC69
— William Hanson (@williamhanson) January 20, 2019
