Maple syrup can't melt Bisquick. Never Forget
— tinnies.club/@jameswhite (@james_s_white) September 11, 2016
In 25 years @fema i have never seen a situation like this before. If you are in any of those paths, it is time to prepare yourself. pic.twitter.com/7XT3hYot6O
— Marty Bahamonde (@MartyJBahamonde) September 9, 2018
Going to #PDSummit18? Don't forget to earn Pagey Points so you can get your own Pagey action figure! pic.twitter.com/I6utvqc3yk
— PagerDuty (@pagerduty) September 10, 2018
MySpace has a real opportunity to reinvent itself as a place where people banned from Twitter can complain about deranged, made-up stuff.
— Eugene Mirman (@EugeneMirman) September 8, 2018
Me *hiding under the bed*
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) September 7, 2018
Murderer:
Me:
Murderer:
Me:
Murderer: I'm just a small town girl
Me: LIVING IN A Loh no
Dorsey and his weird beard-shirt combo, Alex Jones, a congressional staffer wearing Google Glass, and a journalist wearing an 1980s Casio watch.
— Lorenzo Franceschi-Bicchierai (@lorenzofb) September 5, 2018
This has to be the most hilariously dystopian picture of the year. pic.twitter.com/d9DPnExbLX
If an anonymous Op-ed piece ever appears in The NYTimes disparaging my good name, know now it was written by Michael Dorn.
— Brent Spiner (@BrentSpiner) September 5, 2018
Breaking: Burt Reynolds, movie star who played it for grins, dies at 82 https://t.co/bHN823BXkn pic.twitter.com/YVZNlhVXoz
— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) September 6, 2018
Changed my Zoom profile picture to a screencap of me on a call, so that I still look like I'm paying attention even when I've stopped the video. #lifehacks pic.twitter.com/fodNJpayLW
— Wendy Nather (@wendynather) September 6, 2018
gooooob morning. i had a dream. that i was chasing my tail. and started spinning so fast. i went back in time. and high-fived a dinosaur
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 6, 2018
Maggie is in photo on wall behind Marge telling Homer sheâs pregnant with Maggie pic.twitter.com/uckWDl8qWp
— Matt Selman (@mattselman) September 5, 2018
