On this date in 1996, Chubbs turned Happy Gilmore into a PGA champion. pic.twitter.com/WrP8SDYnpE
— ESPN (@espn) February 16, 2018
Oh! *thatâs* where theyâve been keeping it! pic.twitter.com/eG14r0Ei1w
— Tamara Scott (@T_scottie) February 16, 2018
Roses aren't beef,
— Beef & Dairy Network (@beefanddairy) February 14, 2018
Violets aren't beef.
You've done a bad job,
Of buying me a gift.
Police have now surrounded and asked the apparent impersonator to come with him, he says his name's Howard, was just cheering and looks like this, and didn't commit any crime. Refuses to go with them. South Korea police apparently unsure what to do pic.twitter.com/pGzvV0ufcq
— Vincent Bevins (@Vinncent) February 14, 2018
transcription of me stubbing my toe on an enormous bone my dog left in the middle of the floor pic.twitter.com/c8Snxz004n
— drewtoothpaste.bsky.social (@drewtoothpaste) February 13, 2018
This woman was physically dragged from the microphone after announcing how much money West Virginiaâs politicians get from oil companies pic.twitter.com/HlbGPSYjnj
— NowThis Impact (@nowthisimpact) February 12, 2018
man I had no idea you could buy this. Iâve just been using drugs and alcohol pic.twitter.com/RziVhnvoY3
— Jennaclaire (@jennaaclaire) February 12, 2018
Fixing a complex system sounds pretty easy when you're an idiot.
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) March 1, 2017
everyone please be assured that if i ever mention a day of the week, any day of the week, that I am using it not as an ethnic slur but as its original intention: to honor the inhabitants of Asgard
— J.R. Lind (@jrlind) February 12, 2018
Modern computing is faster, more secure, and
— Jeremy Bowers (@jeremybowers) February 12, 2018
*presses finger to ear*
Wait, Iâm hearing that if you name your thumb drive properly, you can execute arbitrary code on Linux.
Shut it down.https://t.co/28uNVU0Z16 pic.twitter.com/0w538vUpJA
carr will be a paid staffer by the @NoTax4Tracks, I've confirmed. Here's an op-ed column he wrote last week following Barry's sex scandal. carr's help could be big for the anti-transit referendum side as both sides court African-American support. https://t.co/8Tp7HCcnLF
— Joey Garrison (@joeygarrison) February 12, 2018
sorry pic.twitter.com/ApQYOf5XF7
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 (@senatorshoshana) February 12, 2018
...I think about how good this poem is at least twice a day. pic.twitter.com/AhjH2S26yl
— kosi (@notkosi) February 11, 2018
Bag Chucker: person who saves valuable seconds by chucking bags in room upon arrival to hotel for most efficient turnaround to go for beers@Skillsy75 led NHL in seconds saved per bag chuck in 10 of his 16 seasons including 5 consecutive years to end his career #LostArt #Legend pic.twitter.com/DfkxrZ3DHh
— Chris Mason (@cmace30) February 9, 2018
the subtitle of the book the guy across from me on the train is reading is "in defense of informational teleosemantics." totally prepping my all-out assault on informational teleosemantics rn
— The Mountain Goats (@mountain_goats) February 10, 2018
