We'll give Jeff Sessions our legal pot when he pries it from our warm, extremely interesting to look at hands. https://t.co/LF0RpdCiHG
— Colorado Senate Democrats (@COSenDem) January 4, 2018
Meet the man who invented the Super Soaker — one of the best-selling toys of all time pic.twitter.com/6knDxkoHTl
— Business Insider (@BusinessInsider) December 30, 2017
i am disappointed in myself that it never occurred to me to make a "The Use of Cleavage in Society" joke until just now https://t.co/YUzBorcSEJ
— cwage (@cwage) January 4, 2018
Why not make the entire airplane out of emotional support animals?
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) January 3, 2018
#Preds forward Filip Forsberg will miss 4-6 weeks with an upper-body injury. https://t.co/JZQyWHiLxU
— Nashville Predators (@PredsNHL) January 3, 2018
Bingo! #kpti #intelbug pic.twitter.com/Dml9g8oywk
— Erik Bosman @brainsmoke@mastodon.social (@brainsmoke) January 3, 2018
Then why is it so damn cold. Explain that, science https://t.co/ZNSibhZmKJ
— J.R. Lind (@jrlind) January 3, 2018
Well I guess the good news is that if we all die in a nuclear fireball we won't have to worry about this CPU bug
— Matthew Garrett (@mjg59@nondeterministic.computer) (@mjg59) January 3, 2018
He’s back.
— Nashville Predators (@PredsNHL) January 2, 2018
Ryan Ellis will be in the lineup tonight when the #Preds face the Golden Knights in Vegas.
Let's Encrypt's plans for 2018, including introducing wildcards: https://t.co/5dyYJGyN0l
— Let's Encrypt (@letsencrypt) January 1, 2018
happy new year's to @MayorMeganBarry and @Sean_Braisted .. hope y'all are staying warmer than the folks you evicted from fort negley!
— cwage (@cwage) January 1, 2018
During the media timeout, the LED advertising board near the Preds bench was malfunctioning, so some dude came out and kicked it twice. It’s working now. #baller
— Jim Diamond (@diamondhockey) December 31, 2017
What a way to ring in the new year. Wind Chill Advisory Sunday 10 PM to Monday 9 AM. Very cold wind chills expected. The cold wind chills will cause frostbite in as little as 30 minutes to exposed skin. Expect wind chills to range from zero to 8 below 0°. https://t.co/0t7e4LMfr2
— NashSevereWx (@NashSevereWx) December 30, 2017
A summary of my career growth so far... pic.twitter.com/bSy0CZfsPU
— Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll) December 23, 2017
