i wish we could open new tabs during conversations. coworker talkin to me about the weather BOOM new tab lets talk about famous dogs instead
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) December 29, 2016
North Texas RB Jeffery Wilson projectile vomits so much his QB misses the snap: https://t.co/J9zEs7RtxQ pic.twitter.com/LGyULadAeC
— SB Nation (@SBNation) December 27, 2016
She's probably right. I was glued to it early on (except season 2). I still think it's the best representation of how govt actually works.
— Jeremy Elrod (@JeremyElrod26) December 28, 2016
"whos a good boy? i havent heard that in years........" https://t.co/zIxRQi0o7W
— Tony X (@soIoucity) December 27, 2016
Family member's tv is bricked by Android malware. #lg wont disclose factory reset. Avoid these "smart tvs" like the plague. pic.twitter.com/kNz9T1kA0p
— Darren Cauthon (@darrencauthon) December 25, 2016
me: Date.parse "25 dogs"
— hegelian ebike (@mountain_ghosts) December 25, 2016
ruby: they're good dogs brent
The day after Christmas really sucks but, hey, at least Iâm not one of those idiots who got engaged
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) December 26, 2016
.@RNC comparing Trump to Jesus - doubt Trump will like it, cuz he likes "people who weren't captured."
— Amy Siskind 🏳ï¸â🌈 (@Amy_Siskind) December 25, 2016
what if the real roko's basilisk was the friends we made along the way
— Fiora (@FioraAeterna) December 24, 2016
And if a ten-ton duck
— Troubled Morrissey (@troubledmozza) March 26, 2016
Killed the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine. pic.twitter.com/tkrKFkOP6V
