If your organization couldn't make virtual machines work, and you're going with containers as a result, you're gonna have a bad time.
— tinnies.club/@jameswhite (@james_s_white) September 19, 2016
All that snow can make it a little hard to drive sometimes⦠💥🚙🚌🚓âï¸ pic.twitter.com/TMPeQD2lR0
— Kevin Clark (@vernalkick) December 5, 2016
Me:I need to pitch inside
— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) December 4, 2016
Inner me: Throw behind him pic.twitter.com/MIdHbgih1r
The President of Taiwan CALLED ME today to wish me congratulations on winning the Presidency. Thank you!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 3, 2016
Current BTC bid is $106: http://t.co/htrcddXDoM. Reminder, we peaked at $260. What a fucking joke.
— DHH (@dhh) April 10, 2013
Just discovered infinite power with @s5twit's laptop! Take that, Elon Musk! pic.twitter.com/0NDW6rhXd5
— @dhowett@mas.to (@DHowett) December 2, 2016
"how many layers of agile are you on?"
— Nick Quaranto âµï¸ (@qrush) December 1, 2016
"like maybe 5 or 6 right now, we use trello, do standup"
"you are like a little baby, watch this" pic.twitter.com/d8J9CzU9Bj
Mayor applauded when moderator suggested expanding Medicare for everyone in the country.
— Amelia Knisely (@ameliaknisely) December 1, 2016
Bored at your current job? Learn the true meaning of boredom as a Senior Jira Administrator pic.twitter.com/DKT8MCK0Uh
— Devin Brady (@bradyhunch) December 1, 2016
If Gen. Petreaus becomes Secretary of State, his computers and office will be subject to warrantless searches by his probation officer. pic.twitter.com/MH4srR3W6I
— Brad Heath (@bradheath) November 30, 2016
'Fascism' is still our #1 lookup.
— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) November 29, 2016
# of lookups = how we choose our Word of the Year.
There's still time to look something else up.
JERRY SEINFELD: Siri, what's the deal with airplane food?
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) July 3, 2015
SIRI: I'm not even alive and I wish I was dead
1. a few thoughts about Mitt Romney tonight.
— mightygodking (now at bsky dot social) (@mightygodking) November 30, 2016
