can't wait to PARTY
P anic about going
A nticipate things going wrong
R ead into things too much
T raumatize other guests
Y earn for home

You are in a startup. All around is a burning runway. There are exits to the North and East. You have a bootstrap. There is a VC here.

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You are in a startup. All around is a burning runway. There are exits to the North and East. You have a bootstrap. There is a VC here.

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You’ll have to either take my word for this or ask someone else.

can’t wait to high five you on my way to our seats.

Running Docker in production is like having a rabbit as a house pet - it sure is cute, but there’s no denying the fact it shits everywhere.

I am ordering a shelter-in-place until Ahmad is found. Do not go outside until either I, authorities or the Wu-Tang Clan apprehend him.

If your organization couldn't make virtual machines work, and you're going with containers as a result, you're gonna have a bad time.

What is this "vees fear" clustering technology I keep hearing so much about?

I bought shoes from a drug dealer the other day I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day

Was reminded today after cracking a joke “Don't belittle the HVAC repair folks, we need them a hell of a lot more than they need us.”