Man, Bengal hasnât won the Ranji Trophy since 1990, Charlie, cmon https://t.co/S6Py8xa7X5
— J.R. Lind (@jrlind) January 17, 2018
if you lost money on bitcoin today target is giving away $5 giftcards to anyone that gets a flu shot. on my 8th shot today. feel great. fuck a 9-5
— guelph (@guwop) January 16, 2018
Donât judge me. Weâre doinâ Lower Broadway. pic.twitter.com/bjtpuMMbnQ
— tinnies.club/@jameswhite (@james_s_white) January 17, 2018
These are actual digital gravestones of Bitconnect bagholders having their savings evaporate before their eyes.
— FRANCIS - BULLBITCOIN.COM (@francispouliot_) January 17, 2018
The bitconnect subreddit is a cemetery. R.I.P. 💀
There will be more in many different subreddits. pic.twitter.com/l9yfuZq9q8
I was in the middle of creating this slide (wrt patch hygiene) and had to stop half-way through and ask myself - arenât we all just making this worse? pic.twitter.com/fCTAYDc3Pn
— Sam Newman (@samnewman) January 14, 2018
At 89, anything with the word âcryptâ in it is a real turnoff for me. https://t.co/ARapSNNp6S
— T. Boone Pickens (@boonepickens) January 16, 2018
After Hawaii's missile scare, Japan public TV sends mistaken alert https://t.co/3w1jzsYOQc #HNN
— Hawaii News Now (@HawaiiNewsNow) January 16, 2018
Folks, the forecast is in: 100 percent chance of Northern-born Nashville transplants telling us we are bad and dumb at snow days.
— d. patrick rodgers (@dpatrickrodgers) January 12, 2018
The boys from @SwampRabbits @ECHL having a time at Tootsies pic.twitter.com/tc7PjsvJxB
— gary lawless (@garylawless) January 16, 2018
just found out that every gritter in scotland has a name like âgritty gritty bang bangâ and âsir salter scottâ and you can track them live pic.twitter.com/boAVWtvtYi
— harry moore (@Harry_Moore_) January 16, 2018
I was in the middle of creating this slide (wrt patch hygiene) and had to stop half-way through and ask myself - arenât we all just making this worse? pic.twitter.com/fCTAYDc3Pn
— Sam Newman (@samnewman) January 14, 2018
I was in the middle of creating this slide (wrt patch hygiene) and had to stop half-way through and ask myself - arenât we all just making this worse? pic.twitter.com/fCTAYDc3Pn
— Sam Newman (@samnewman) January 14, 2018
Why's everyone making such a huge fuss? Just seems like two good ol' boys, never meaning no harm... https://t.co/UCAdn11bJl
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 15, 2018
Since showing a bloody leg picture to show off my dog attack isnât terribly aesthetic, hereâs a beautiful view from atop Glenwood Springs. https://t.co/6RzmyTjF7g pic.twitter.com/yUCh0YwPYo
— namlet (@namlet) January 16, 2018
Enterprise software: Built by people that wonât use it, purchased by executives who wonât either.
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) January 14, 2018
Today at fourth grade career day:
— Wynn Netherland (@pengwynn) January 13, 2018
Me: What does a software engineer do?
Kid up front: You fix computers!
Me: Only at Thanksgiving.
Knowing nod from nerdy kid on the back row.
I think I've talked about this before, but my mom (from Oklahoma) who remarried an Egyptian guy uses this as her go-to translation of "inshallah"
— Carter McKendry (ã«ã¼ã¿ã¼ã»ããã±ã³ããª) (@cmckendry) January 14, 2018
Close call... but ok. #skategrazedjugular pic.twitter.com/LM993fNH0O
— Milan Lucic (@27MilanLucic) January 14, 2018
Me: I want people to see me as a serious artist.
— Ash 🐀 (@BarbiturateCat) January 13, 2018
Also Me: *paints things like this* pic.twitter.com/A5loFK1cId
So for all those years the Sounds were playing baseball on top of a bunch of dead bodies? Field of Screams.
— Jim Reams (@jimreams) January 12, 2018
Snows started falling. Start getting prepared. Read up on snow route detours by visiting https://t.co/1b32mxaVvR and look under bus services for snow routes.
— WeGo Public Transit (@WeGoTransit) January 12, 2018
Best career advice I've followed and pass along "Best way to spend your 1st 6 months on a new job/role is to get a series of little pain points resolved, w/o worrying abt how big/interesting the project is. Being the go-to person builds credibility n trust, unlocking your growth"
— Neha Narkhede (@nehanarkhede) January 12, 2018
Genius. Until today, if you Googled âTrumpâ and âshitholeâ all you got were hotel reviews.
— Grant Hamilton (@Gramiq) January 12, 2018
Woah! This truck is hanging on to the rock wall near the 40/440 east split @WKRN pic.twitter.com/hcAAjoekEl
— Stephanie Langston (@stephnthecity) January 12, 2018
