The worst thing about this, is the fact @Marriott 's logo is basically a picture of the towers collapsing. pic.twitter.com/UGzyQ5gIvU
— GeorgeWeahsCousin (@WeahsCousin) September 11, 2016
If you're considering taking on student loan debt, remember that O'Brien is the finest engineer in Starfleet and he never went to college.
— Brandon Bird (@Brandon_Bird) September 11, 2016
When mom says the pizza rolls are ready but you can't eat until you get a first down. https://t.co/ERm8nsZxkm
— House of Sparky (@HouseOfSparky) September 11, 2016
"there is a food desert over here. what do we do"
— J.R. Lind (@jrlind) September 8, 2016
*snaps fingers*
"Picture it: The Catbird Seat at Cayce Homes" https://t.co/BfRCihWm8q
[puts up sign in son's room]
— Grant Tanaka: Honky (@GrantTanaka) September 8, 2016
IT HAS BEEN
12 YEARS
SINCE OUR LAST ACCIDENT
OK. I'm all set to listen to some music on the new iPhone 7 https://t.co/hOs0NHkosv pic.twitter.com/OdKPeGsZ2I
— Јoyrэx ⌬ (@JoyrexJ9) September 8, 2016
...so how do you charge your #iPhone7 while listening to music with the included wired headphones?
— Lizzie Keiper (@lizziekeiper) September 7, 2016
do u think apple knows u dont have to take down a website to update it
— Josh Abernathy (@joshaber) September 7, 2016
Pretty awesome moment! @Marine_Week landing right in the heart of Riverfront Park across from @Ascend_amp pic.twitter.com/yb1kWzZcqP
— Gray Line Tennessee (@MusicCityTours) September 6, 2016
There it is! The B-22 Osprey over Nashville. pic.twitter.com/Oc58tktkY7
— Tony Gonzalez (@TGonzalez) September 6, 2016
Are you tired of all the brushes in YOUR hyper drive? Hi I'm Sam Breed and I have an amazing new machine... pic.twitter.com/syJOYEXZpV
— Chip Malfunction (@SpiceMunson) September 6, 2016
Mel Gibson calls "Batman v Superman" a "piece of s--t" https://t.co/NqHDXUs3go pic.twitter.com/iigNpEgYy9
— Variety (@Variety) September 6, 2016
