I won't say I'm the mysterious Satoshi Nakamoto behind Bitcoin. But I will say that it's a fine anagram for "So a man took a shit."
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) December 24, 2017
Seasonal Depression Kicks In Just In Time To Numb Woman Before Holiday With Family https://t.co/gyFcZqL1di pic.twitter.com/yMhJu7Ti8s
— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 23, 2017
Time For Men In Black 4 Starring Me Cause I Need Some Answers
— Jaden (@jaden) December 23, 2017
Christmas🎄🎅🤶 is the perfect time to give love 💕 and say "Thank you". Now you can run this command to thank all the PHP libraries used in your projects: pic.twitter.com/1UJPiaHFFF
— Symfony News (@symfony_en) December 21, 2017
This is the most genius thing I've seen in ages pic.twitter.com/jmedgzUcUG
— Quad (@Kuwaddo) December 21, 2017
If you start Captain America: The First Avenger at 9pm on December 31st you can watch the whole movie and still go to bed at a reasonable hour so you can start your 2018 off well rested. pic.twitter.com/pzYMRcsYIm
— Beard 🇵🇸now whelk.bsky.social (@EvansBeard) December 19, 2017
If you play 'In The Air Tonightâ by Phil Collins on December 31st at 11:56:40 the drum break will play right as the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year right.
— Phil Collins (@PhilCollinsFeed) December 21, 2017
[insert pithy comment here that it takes delegation to the private market to erase the legacy of institutional racism] https://t.co/YcnaLXHF1c
— cwage (@cwage) December 21, 2017
MacOS High Sierra is the worst OS ever. It crashes 10 times a day min. Seriously thinking about switching to #Windows. /cc @AppleSupport
— Fabien Potencier (@fabpot) December 20, 2017
âYou throw an Ugly Sweater Party because you're not man enough to throw a Beautiful Sweater Party.â - @LouisVirtel
— Put This On (@putthison) December 20, 2017
He's not wrong. https://t.co/iQEaUhZNMd
— Richard Spencer 🇺🇦 (@RichardBSpencer) December 19, 2017
"Staging": n. from the Latin, meaning "not like production".
— GitLab CEO Here (@gitlabceohere) December 19, 2017
