*sets "requests changes" on PRs all during their on call week* We expect improved uptime this weekâ¦
— Honest Update (@honest_update) March 29, 2017
So hereâs a robot that prints out Trump tweets then lights them on fire. Then tweets a video https://t.co/B9nADPO9AP
— Brandon Wall (@Walldo) March 29, 2017
"jail isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco
— wint (@dril) March 18, 2012
I really hit the internet's generational sweet-spot: I benefit daily from social media, but no record exists of my high school ska band.
— Jake VanderPlas (@jakevdp) March 27, 2017
People like using @JIRA. People like using Slack. And people wish they worked better together. Good news, people! https://t.co/LMnXbQRwEb pic.twitter.com/Sfd1QrkUsb
— Slack (@SlackHQ) March 28, 2017
Woah! #BedfordCounty Sheriff's Office says skimmer device found Monday on gas pumps at Two Way Market on 41A North. #CrimeTracker @WKRN pic.twitter.com/7EWjgABkxp
— Josh Breslow (@JoshBreslowTV) March 28, 2017
When DC Comics made Lex Luthor president, he sold LexCorp. Trump is literally less ethical than a comic book villain.
— Berkshire.bsky.social (@AndrewBerkshire) March 27, 2017
Kentucky fans found the Facebook page for referee John Higgins' roofing company, and the results are incredible pic.twitter.com/bPQ1kLDk74
— Mike Rutherford (@CardChronicle) March 28, 2017
Sources: Elon Musk launches Neuralink, a startup developing "direct cortical interface" tech https://t.co/DEBsgtT9Pb https://t.co/s9GQr3Z7mr
— Techmeme (@Techmeme) March 27, 2017
Mother just sent me this pic of hail in northern Goodlettsville. #tSpotter @NashSevereWx pic.twitter.com/Qu9QMdf6Sz
— RVRjordan (@djrvrjordan) March 27, 2017
Andrew is covering this severe thunderstorm right now on Periscope. https://t.co/CWDXlsuidH
— NashSevereWx (@NashSevereWx) March 27, 2017
.@MayorMeganBarry's job approval rating is sky high, @VanderbiltU poll says https://t.co/84IMZEqYCQ via @tennessean
— Michael Cass (@tnmetro) March 26, 2017
I can't get over this quote from @RepJoeBarton after the #AHCA failed. pic.twitter.com/TuUyAEyAbU
— Alice Miranda Ollstein (@AliceOllstein) March 24, 2017
FIRST LOOK: After Germantown, apartment developer trains its sights on SoBro [and more is coming]https://t.co/4s58aP6nPt🔒@LC_GoodLife pic.twitter.com/VB2ymzxEcB
— Adam Sichko (@NSHBIZSichko) March 24, 2017
FedEx will give you $5 to reinstall Flashhttps://t.co/iopZ0hibMR pic.twitter.com/C10uLvTwZu
— The Verge (@verge) March 24, 2017
Having trouble understanding your American friends or colleagues? Maybe I can help: pic.twitter.com/7Xsdv4LG5q
— @molly@hachyderm.io (@mollyclare) March 14, 2017
