if she makes you nyquil chicken.... do NOT let her go pic.twitter.com/ZiQbFcJ4TM
— tristan (@trjstn) April 20, 2017
Our D.C. office building got a security robot. It drowned itself.
— Bilal Farooqui (@bilalfarooqui) July 17, 2017
We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots. pic.twitter.com/rGLTAWZMjn
Feeling the heat today? You ain't seen nothin' yet 😬! #4WARN pic.twitter.com/54dhymVrH2
— Dan Thomas (@DanThomasWSMV) July 17, 2017
.@HansZimmer: "Hello Nashville! It's probably the only place where no one gives me any hell for playing the f***in banjo"
— Kristopher Martel (@kmartel_sports) July 17, 2017
YES
kid here at the 4stop trying to buy beer while wearing his burros shirt lol. Hillsboro's finest
— cwage (@cwage) July 16, 2017
Uh oh bro they made a reboot of your mom starring a woman
— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) July 16, 2017
So I think my baby's thermometer is racist pic.twitter.com/KN8XjcXsx0
— Colin Jones (@colinjones) July 16, 2017
Some of us are just trying to keep humanity on the rails and some of us are Cracker Barrel. pic.twitter.com/GZaAHhBveA
— Justin âHoopsâ McElroy (@JustinMcElroy) July 14, 2017
Update: computer some how was tossed out of window into pool.
— O_o hi? it pronto. (@_pronto_) July 13, 2017
Not sure how that happened.
Fuck nagios 😒 https://t.co/B0kSpjQW7P
Client side validation pic.twitter.com/KAYE6jU9tk
— Ryan McDermott (@ryconoclast) July 13, 2017
The craziest part of all of this is that there's not one Republican who wants to become one of the greatest Americans of all time.
— Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard) July 12, 2017
The tenth Fast and Furious movie should be called Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
— Cadaea 🚨 PLAYING SILKSONG 🚨 (@sophiekeen) July 11, 2017
BCBS sent out USB cards telling people to insert into their computer. Here is the prototype for the next big wave of security breaches. pic.twitter.com/pn2pUyaus9
— TJ Gamble | Ecommerce Aholic (@ecommerceaholic) July 11, 2017
80. Hello Kitty Dream Passport for Dreamcast allowed users to chat via IRC.
— FEMICOM 🎀 Girls' game and toy preservation (@FemicomMuseum) July 12, 2017
No, really.
Sega... Hello Kitty... IRC. pic.twitter.com/nY77iApi1i
I have had a ton of emails and texts asking me if this website is real⦠https://t.co/RRVgISDFeq The answer is an absolute YES. pic.twitter.com/uYCUg6mjW1
— KidRock (@KidRock) July 12, 2017
