“Sometimes you type the whole message and you notice that you haven't used any emoji.” Sometimes it’s the entire obituary!

Tim Cook not pulling punches: “Our watch still kind of sucks, but at least we didn’t pay $26 billion for LinkedIn.”

Evidence mounts that the LinkedIn acquisition was a series of misclicks by an increasingly panicked Microsoft exec trying to downgrade

regsvr32.dll wants to connect with you on LinkedIn. Abort/Retry/Fail

Tyrone Jolly of Metro Water Services tells the council that he supports the budget, which he says puts "a focus on people and the pipes."