Seriously, how is Malkmus's Jenny & The Ess Dog not already a Noah Baumbach movie?
— Stephen Rodrick (@stephenrodrick) May 26, 2017
West 26th St in broad daylight. And they say romance is dead. pic.twitter.com/N5XxIdBBlV
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) May 26, 2017
83 Percent Of Security Staff Waste Time Fixing Other IT Problems https://t.co/US5iF36nGj
— Slashdot (@slashdot) May 25, 2017
THEM: "You’re so basic!"
— Hey, it's Opus! (@heyitsopus) May 25, 2017
ME:
10 PRINT “Whatever.”
20 GOTO 10
Using a bigger spoon means you can put more food in your mouth
— Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ (@Bob_Janke) May 24, 2017
Metro already has @NMotion2016 https://t.co/fhWJSsVoWH & sidewalks/bikeways plan https://t.co/4qoHX7dM9K Now another https://t.co/VfBbartN6U
— Joey Garrison (@joeygarrison) May 24, 2017
[commercial for twitter]
— JARRY LEE (@jarry) May 23, 2017
hey do you love wasting time and also getting angry
LIVE LOOK: NASHVILLE, TN.#StanleyCup pic.twitter.com/IeddfrBKqg
— NBC Sports Hockey (@NBCSportsHockey) May 23, 2017
I have this Win10 Enterprise vm that I was using to test out various privacy settings. Here's some of the stuff I found out so far...
— Mark Burnett (@m8urnett) May 21, 2017
"Who paid for you?" he whispered. But the old wall keeps her secrets. pic.twitter.com/xplQhXvzQ3
— Jackie Jennings (@ohhijackie) May 22, 2017
OpenSSL announcing bugfix releases without security fixes https://t.co/q9rEvmXCBR this is a good sign.
— hanno (@hanno) May 22, 2017

















