ZOMG UBER IN HIPCHAT! CHATOPS WITH DROPDOWNS! IDIOCRACY ICONS TO MY MAINFRAMES! POSTMATES DRONES FROM MY C64 GEOWORKS!!!1!
— GitLab CEO Here (@gitlabceohere) January 27, 2016
Every NHL All-Star will receive a personalized Gibson guitar. Here's Pekka Rinne's (via @simpkinssnaps): pic.twitter.com/XEqcSmOCbP
— Adam Vingan (@AdamVingan) January 27, 2016
To be honest, most of the general public was taught the Earth is round buy don't know why we can say that.
— Jurnell (@jcockhren) January 27, 2016
If Eve doomed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
— Tim 🚪 (@timdorr) January 26, 2016
If everyone contributes a small amount of their income, we can pool all the resources together to defeat socialism https://t.co/weT2oLkZLp
— grappling with local oaf (@BileCube) January 26, 2016
Want to speed up `npm install`? Disable the progress bar for a massive speed boost pic.twitter.com/yau4DiwYD2
— Gavin Joyce 💌 (@gavinjoyce) January 26, 2016
Hey, are you in the spreadsheet? I need to get in there.
— GitLab CEO Here (@gitlabceohere) January 26, 2016
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!*
— tinnies.club/@jameswhite (@james_s_white) January 26, 2016
*But you could be! https://t.co/L7mDzs5ZKt
Join us this Wednesday @yazootaproom to get your hands on one of only 500 of these Winter Park Growlers. pic.twitter.com/HvC2ITw4jc
— Yazoo Brewing Company (@YazooBrew) January 25, 2016
Two factor sucks, so... why not just point a webcam at your token? https://t.co/eOQnNBlue0 via @djvc1993 pic.twitter.com/lMY5nhYNBL
— Internet of Shit (@internetofshit) January 25, 2016
Pooh: What day is it?
— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) January 23, 2016
Piglet: It's today.
Pooh: My favorite day!
Eeyore: Jesus christ will you two shut the fuck up.
Testing out my new travel cocktail kit on the flight to Indy today. Thanks @katrud! pic.twitter.com/Fox1Wmg0oR
— Matt Gordon (@esquivalient) January 24, 2016
Who in the hell is Shimomura on my Linkedin? LOL pic.twitter.com/U8L60G78qH
— Kevin Mitnick (@kevinmitnick) January 24, 2016
Party for 8? Die hard DS9 fans only. pic.twitter.com/FDWzhJzxSH
— Rene Auberjonois (1940-2019) (@reneauberjonois) January 22, 2016
Why is this code here? We don't need this. pic.twitter.com/UjRAWsNo5m
— Sharon (she/her) (@sharondio) December 15, 2015
Snowman and Elvis on Broadway in Nashville today. pic.twitter.com/fcgBqKgFEm
— Erik Schelzig (@schelzig) January 22, 2016
"how's that tree lookin?" "i dunno, what does a tree look like just before it falls over?" pic.twitter.com/ZqhfiX3a4y
— cwage (@cwage) January 22, 2016
@Aimee_Knight worst part of devops: ruby...not that ruby is bad, but just that it isn't JavaScript!
— Jeff Whelpley (@jeffwhelpley) January 22, 2016
My solution to JS framework & tooling fatigue: devops. Like when your mom said to stop or she'd really give you something to be sad about!
— Aimee Knight (@Aimee_Knight) January 22, 2016
Out to dinner, reached in my bag and happened to find this gem of a pin that @theremina gave to⦠https://t.co/DjSseWE1Om
— KC (@KdotCdot) January 22, 2016
