#Breaking no seizure warrant at the arrest of Martin Shkreli today, which means we didn't seize the Wu-Tang Clan album.
— FBI New York (@NewYorkFBI) December 17, 2015
*listens to Wu-Tang once* pic.twitter.com/k7I1hI2b3r
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) December 17, 2015
Deploys are like farts: normally fine but maybe a little smelly then there's the one where you shit yourself and have to go home and change.
— Cory G Watson (@gphat) December 17, 2015
I'm looking for people that would be a culture fit for my tech company. Our culture is all about paying less than market wages.
— lordbeef (@lordbeef) December 16, 2015
@github just revoked one OAuth token that I mistakenly published on a repository. That's a very awesome feature to have :)
— Tiago Padrela Amaro (@tiagopadrela) December 16, 2015
5 big takeaways from the #GOPDebate: https://t.co/ROiMyFDC00 pic.twitter.com/VEm9c6aZy9
— CNN (@CNN) December 16, 2015
ladies and gentlemen, i present the 77 most painful words ever written about nabokov or possibly anything pic.twitter.com/rgLaspnLdK
— cwage (@cwage) December 15, 2015
if you press backspace 28 times in GRUB, it 'gives you root' (drops you to a rescue shell https://t.co/lNCod6S7Hj
— Catherine (@whitequark) December 15, 2015
Look, we managed just fine before modern technology pic.twitter.com/u5G3SjTvxK
— Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL (@FreyjaErlings) December 13, 2015
now that's just indecent #365 pic.twitter.com/GxTZJHCmwp
— m lis (@mlis365) December 15, 2015
I've been in tears for the last 5 minutes! Yoooo😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/PpW3sOwuP2
— Writes. (@MatthewWrites) December 14, 2015
@Nictweets2010 @cyocum Nothing with Michael J Fox counts. Not even Teen Wolf. I don't understand the rules, but there they are.
— Kyle Marquis (@Moochava) July 10, 2013
*hands you tangled ball of Christmas tree lights* So, microservicesâ¦
— Honest Update (@honest_update) December 14, 2015
Yearly reminder: unless you're over 60, you weren't promised flying cars. You were promised an oppressive cyberpunk dystopia. Here you go.
— Kyle Marquis (@Moochava) July 10, 2013
the new fast & furious movie looks amazing https://t.co/v0UlaBOdRW
— cwage (@cwage) December 14, 2015
