By reading this tweet, you are now the chief of the Oakland Police. Fav to resign and go back to your old job, RT to resign and go on leave.

There was a timezone bug so I wrote a test and then the test failed because the CI runs in a different timezone and then I became a farmer

All you need for good football is a grass pitch, a ball, two goals, some players, a referee, a whistle and the concept of the nation state.

Take a liter of Hacker News, boil off the market and meritocracy belief systems, and you're left with a few grams of pure Dunning-Kruger.