"ISIS has the internet! You're telling me you're worse than ISIS?!" - Me complaining about a hotel's wifi.
— reppocs (@reppocs) August 30, 2016
America's top spots for tech jobs:
— Forbes (@Forbes) August 29, 2016
1. San Francisco
2. Raleigh
3. Austinhttps://t.co/AaqDFU2oRd pic.twitter.com/gkbf4rGR0L
Met @taylorswift13 today at jury duty. She is so nice. #civicduty pic.twitter.com/07rg0cYgW6
— Ƞ₳₮ĦȺ₦ ĦɄ฿Ƀ₳ɌÐ (@n8foo) August 29, 2016
Meanwhile the dynamic hurricane duo of #Madeline and #Lester continue the trek towards #Hawaii pic.twitter.com/EdSD0NIHhX
— Jim Cantore (@JimCantore) August 29, 2016
New ransomware looks, acts like Windows Update. Too bad you can't disable Update in Win10 (h/t @BleepinComputer) https://t.co/QtQ84OvpJJ
— Paul Wagenseil (@snd_wagenseil) August 29, 2016
Meet the world's luckiest dog: https://t.co/0iiWSnDkLw pic.twitter.com/offlyjzEN2
— Jalopnik (@Jalopnik) August 29, 2016
I hope when I'm about to die I have the presence of mind to say "Hail Hydra." #CaptainAmericaCivilWar #InFlightMovie
— Doug Benson (@DougBenson) August 28, 2016
Our kids' high school is having a Harambe funeral at a football game. What a time to be alive. https://t.co/YCxzojrbnJ
— alexquigley (@alexquigley) August 28, 2016
Miren la piña en el ala y en el fuselaje. Tiene pinta de explosión para llegar hasta ahí, no? #WN3472 pic.twitter.com/JuFX0rWd1M
— Van Norden (@UltimaLlamada_) August 27, 2016
PHOTO: In-flight shot of Southwest 737 N766SW after cowling loss #WN3472 New Orleans-Orlando https://t.co/HXePMDm66o pic.twitter.com/1qAhD6DG7o
— Airport Webcams (@AirportWebcams) August 27, 2016
This made me spit-spray tea. pic.twitter.com/Mk1aKzzzkN
— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) August 26, 2016
Please do not update your iPhone until we have found another attack vector
— NSA Public Relations (@NSA_PR) August 25, 2016
Alas, it seems the Chinese traffic-straddling bus was an elaborate p2p investment scam: https://t.co/xW9FVmIPxe pic.twitter.com/ChE3PTUlGH
— Tom Standage (@tomstandage) August 25, 2016
To naysayers who tell Uber there are laws against burning US currency: there were laws against running unlicensed taxis as well
— Pinboard (@Pinboard) August 25, 2016
Texas students can now bring guns to class. "Cocks Not Glocks" is bringing dildos instead. pic.twitter.com/X2z2Um6iua
— Mic (@mic) August 25, 2016














