We replaced our monolith with micro services so that every outage could be more like a murder mystery.
— Honest Update (@honest_update) October 7, 2015
There is a particularly clever @google @gmail password phishing email doing the rounds... tell yer friends. pic.twitter.com/YUBw1qOBdp
— ê®lizilla (@olizilla) May 24, 2016
Hey @ingridlunden, only our website is defunct! You can still call us 24/7
— Callin' Oates âï¸👱🏻ââï¸👨🏻🎶 (@CallinOates) May 24, 2016
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Always call people by their internet name your internet name is your real name no one cares about the fake name your parents gave you.
— RIPNDIP (@RIPNDIP) May 13, 2016
I canât stop thinking about code⦠thatâs why Iâm joining @gitlab as an advisor today.
— Zach Holman (@holman) May 23, 2016
how a corporate hierarchy works pic.twitter.com/UAdQi7EkpC
— Joe Sondow (@JoeSondow) May 21, 2016
Baltimore police officer Edward Nero acquitted on all charges in Freddie Gray case https://t.co/coAx6sj8rG pic.twitter.com/wCSYTgVFoG
— Gawker (@Gawker) May 23, 2016
Things are mostly fine pic.twitter.com/hVzuMRiIfx
— DEV Community (@ThePracticalDev) May 21, 2016
10yo: When in doubt, albatrout.
— JennyPentland, GED (@JennyPentland) May 20, 2016
Me: What the hell is albatrout? That's not real.
10yo: Now you're in doubt!
Me: Butâ¦
10yo: ALBATROUT
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— Rebecca Sinderbrand (@sinderbrand) May 20, 2016
help me choose between microservices, JavaScript, or Hadoop
— Tim Freeman (@peakscale) May 20, 2016
Dear Congress,
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) May 20, 2016
Let's get this done.
Thanks,
The vast majority of Americans pic.twitter.com/23ND36tFFm
The irony of this reply tho. pic.twitter.com/9OVLTosjqC
— Jennifer Scheurle (@Gaohmee) May 20, 2016