@baconmeteor @cwage SAY SOMETHING MEAN ABOUT SOUS VIDE AGAIN
— Thomas H. Ptacek (@tqbf) November 25, 2015
If you like to cook things sous vide but can’t fry an egg, you are part of the problem. Please report to nearest grandmother for training
— Pinboard (@Pinboard) November 25, 2015
OH: „At our company, we came up with our own name for Not Invented Here syndrome.“
— Daniel Westheide - @kaffeecoder@mastodon.social (@kaffeecoder) November 25, 2015
Here's that trailer you were looking for. #CaptainAmericaCivilWarhttps://t.co/AfWRAS2QzE
— Marvel Entertainment (@Marvel) November 25, 2015
everytime Black Twitter has a good hashtag this happens.. pic.twitter.com/BQShmv7MoF
— ®G (@RGreen_94) November 24, 2015
would a presidential election decided via twitter poll be a good idea?
— cwage (@cwage) November 25, 2015
Why do folks say "I might add" right after they added the shit? Ain't no "might" about it, dumbass. It has been added!
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) November 24, 2015
Working circuit board tattoos will make your cyborg fantasies come true @ChaoticMoon https://t.co/DmMrnsAQW2 pic.twitter.com/HSy3K8bpGn
— Gizmodo (@Gizmodo) November 24, 2015
BREAKING: Turkmen brigade in Syria says shot dead two pilots of downed Russian jet as they descended with parachutes
— Reuters (@Reuters) November 24, 2015
@mattrobmo I have yet to see an accurate “Click Hole” quote of mine. This is not exception.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) November 23, 2015
Why not pay all teachers well? In TN, some teachers qualify for welfare benefits. https://t.co/kc6sJeA9Vs
— Andy Spears (@TheAndySpears) November 23, 2015
So glad Twitter is around to
— @hayesbrown.bsky.social (@HayesBrown) November 23, 2015
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Pick up the Slack
The next time an interviewer asks you to solve FizzBuzz, impress them by doing it without a programming language. pic.twitter.com/oYo4iAfr8h
— Eric Wastl (@ericwastl) November 20, 2015
Fairytale of new teeth: documentary about Shane MacGowan's dental work coming this Christmas https://t.co/QqX1Sx9XPP pic.twitter.com/esQWpVHvHI
— Stereogum (@stereogum) November 22, 2015
Dog 911: what's ur emergency?
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 19, 2015
Dog: MY HUMAN WENT TO WORK
Dog 911: so?
Dog: WHAT IF THIS TIME HE DOESN'T COME BACK
Dog 911: OMG
Dog: OMG
Still trying to get to the bottom of this. pic.twitter.com/tI0NTmvMFz
— Chaps (@UncleChaps) November 20, 2015
WTF is wrong with IBM?!
— Dan Harper (@DanHarper7) September 24, 2014
“JSONx is an IBM standard format to represent JSON as XML http://t.co/LLCzz2jTLz” pic.twitter.com/P2xyAo4W2c
Now my building is being shut down and they have a remote controlled robot going in the building.
— Jonathan H. Wage (@jwage) November 20, 2015
.@JebBush on shuttering mosques, tracking Muslims: "It's manipulating people's angst and their fears. That's not strength. That's weakness."
— Jason Seher (@jhseher) November 20, 2015
