The 1972 Dolphins are shitfaced right now. (Unrelated to this game.)
— The Pickle (@sportspickle) April 5, 2015
Hey girl, are you John Calipari because I'm going to commit to you for one year but ultimately disappoint.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) April 5, 2015
As a goat I would like not to be killed and eaten - but I understand not all user stories get prioritized
— Goat User Stories (@GoatUserStories) March 9, 2015
Migrate from Google Code to @SourceForge! We support Git, Mercurial, & SVN repos! http://t.co/0g2ak8klXy pic.twitter.com/p1QZULNVnR
— SourceForge (@sourceforge) April 3, 2015
.@kaneformayor says @moon_nashville needs to be expanded to nonprofits and faiths.
— Sarah Martin (@smartatlaw) April 3, 2015
[getting intimate w/wife]
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) April 2, 2015
me: hey, let's put on a video
her: ok [I reach for remote] As long as it's not-
[SPACE JAM THEME STARTS PLAYING]
Wise words from @jezhumble: "You have to accept that changes are going to break things." #ChefConf
— Progress Chef (@chef) April 2, 2015
Food Truck day off Deadrick St. Downtown Nashville. #nfta pic.twitter.com/qI4YsXidmb
— Pita Pit Food Truck (@PitaPitNash) April 2, 2015
A stillsuit but instead of catching sweat it catches all the crumbs from cookies I've eaten and compresses it into a new cookie.
— Eric Colossal (@EricColossal) March 30, 2015
Harvard's Jimmy Vesey has informed NSH he intends to return to school next season. He won't be turning pro right now.
— Bob McKenzie (@TSNBobMcKenzie) March 31, 2015
