@raganwald @peterseibel But who bails out the ops team?
— Mark Imbriaco (@markimbriaco) January 28, 2015
You might be cool, but you'll never be "include your dogs in your official astronaut photo" cool pic.twitter.com/49MHBRY9Vy
— Tony Rice (@rtphokie) January 22, 2015
My new god is the Bloomberg error pages:http://t.co/wHhDfNO5L6http://t.co/c7vNEIn23Mhttp://t.co/a8SqGwKAJuhttp://t.co/27BXcs7PbU
— Liv (@livmadsen) January 28, 2015
what's the creepiest food to eat in a hot tub? is it rotisserie chicken?
— J.R. Lind (@jrlind) January 28, 2015
Wrong! That's why I gave you two hands. pic.twitter.com/CxxXMztfS5
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 28, 2015
My new god is the Bloomberg error pages:http://t.co/wHhDfNO5L6http://t.co/c7vNEIn23Mhttp://t.co/a8SqGwKAJuhttp://t.co/27BXcs7PbU
— Liv (@livmadsen) January 28, 2015
Photo evidence. RT @JayGTate: Man de-pantsed by a large mackerel while bystanders cheer. More at 10. pic.twitter.com/0IeHUGGzuW
— Joel A. Erickson (@JoelAErickson) January 28, 2015
"Ever consider the universe and shit? Fucked up..." -Neil deGrasse Tyson, followed by 10 min standing ovation
— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) January 26, 2015
You already know when you say "females" I see you as a Ferengi, but did you know when you say "bitcoin" I hear "gold pressed latinum"?
— Elizabeth Uselton (@lizuselton) January 26, 2015
This broke through the splitter & tub and then into the front of the car.. By the way we are out of the race pic.twitter.com/2b6UpcUdyC
— Andy Lally (@AndyLally) January 25, 2015
Corporate hierarchy. Love this by @hughcartoons pic.twitter.com/ypB8SGNzkD
— Steve Cole (@stevencoleuk) January 24, 2015
It would be poetic if SkyMall’s unsold inventory ended up at Scottsboro, AL’s Unclaimed Baggage store. a.k.a. #Treasurebama
— Brandon Valentine (@bvalentine615) January 23, 2015







































