To make an accurate estimate for a software project have two experienced people make independent estimates and then multiply them together.
— Andy Mangold (@andymangold) August 19, 2014
.@CommonGroundPR It might be hard to deposit that check from the City of Ferguson with Mike Brown's blood all over it.
— Sarah P. (@SAIRruh_FILips) August 18, 2014

At this point I assume the President, 18 mins late to his own presser, has been detained by Ferguson PD on his way to the podium. :(
— Brandon Valentine (@bvalentine615) August 18, 2014
Orange is the New Black. pic.twitter.com/2lk1tl5ggu
— tldrwikipedia (@tldrwikipedia) August 18, 2014



CASH
— Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 (@Wu_Tang_Finance) August 15, 2014
RULES
EVERYTHING
AROUND
ME
EXCEPT
WHEN
OTHER
ASSET
CLASSES
PROVIDE
HIGHER
RISK
ADJUSTED
YIELDS
Weekend Magazine: Our Nationâs Unarmed Teens: Are They Armed? http://t.co/2wfERRvYSo pic.twitter.com/OrkDguD1M1
— The Onion (@TheOnion) August 15, 2014
We do *not* expect 65S 2B clear for the evening rush. Leave early, seek alt, expect delays #65TankerExplosion. Overpass will remain *CLOSED*
— Franklin Police Department (@FranklinTNPD) August 15, 2014


just gonna look at this for the rest of the day ok. RT @DrScienceCat: This is how owls are weighed http://t.co/lOBt1Vttnx
— 💀 damned sinker 💀 (@dansinker) August 14, 2014

facebook will not stop
— whit (@whitneyarner) August 14, 2014
until
I buy Airwolf pic.twitter.com/cdTUQBr6wh
Thorsday tonight is going old school at the midtown Broadway Brewhouse at 19th and Broadway. #gethammered
— nashdl (@n4shdl) August 14, 2014